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Does the Marquis really just want to paint Dale's portrait, or does he have a more intimate interaction in mind?
Content Warning:
While this post contains no explicit erotica, it does contain adult themes and frank discussions of sexual interactions, as well as a heaping helping of innuendo, served with a generous side of double entendre.
Back Story:
Dale Dicking and Marc Cumming are agents with the U.S. government's ultra-top-secret Alien and Supernatural Search Squadron division. Events thus far have sent them back in time to the thirteenth century where they are now the guests of the Marquis Ciaran Kabral. Marquis Kabral has expressed appreciation of Dale's appearance and asked if he can paint his guest's portrait. Marc suspects that the Marquis is interested in growing more than his art collection.
“Dude, you’re overreacting,” Dale replied dismissively. “The
Marquis was far from fervid in his behavior towards me. I mean, yeah, he’s old
school royalty, he’s a bit of a dandy, and I’d be far from surprised if he was
either gay or bisexual, but I think hitting on me is a bit of a stretch. He
just said he wanted to paint my picture. That isn’t the same as wanting to tear
off my trousers and bend me over the nearest table.”
“Well, I say you’re just being modest. He wasn’t like: ‘I
admire your manly lantern jaw, my good chap. I would be right well chuffed if
you would agree to allow me to paint your portrait.’ He was all: ‘You have a
most comely countenance, my good man,’ while rubbing his finger all over your
face. And I’m telling you, his finger isn’t the only thing he wants to rub on
your face.”
“Marc, shut up,” Dale groaned, blushing. “Yes, he’s a fop,
and he’s quite probably sexually attracted to men. But touching my cheek is still
a far cry from asking me to play sailors and blow the man down.”
“Well, maybe he’s at least enough of a gentleman that he’ll
offer you dinner before he makes a meal of you. Look, Dale, I’m not trying to
tell you what to do, and I’m sorry if I’m pissing you off, but I’m your friend
as well as your professional partner, and I wouldn’t be very good at either job
if I didn’t tell you when I think something fishy is afoot.”
“According to your assessment, I’m something fishy and the
Marquis is planning to lure me in with his pole,” Dale laughed, putting an arm
around Marc and giving him a squeeze. “I’m sorry for being such an ungrateful
malcontent of a partner. Everything has been so weird for so long as it is, and
in the past three months, the weirdness has out-weirded itself. You know what
the one thing I’d like most in the world is?”
“Getting back to our time, rescuing Julie and Sarah, and watching
the Indy 500?”
“You forgot the part where you and I bet on the Indy and you
owe me a hundred bucks.”
~Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press~
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