The fate of the Cosmos rests in the hands of an unlikely team of unusual friends. Will an exiled member of an ancient extraterrestrial race, a human ghost, and two ghouls be able to outfox an ancient evil and beat Nyarlathotep at his game before time runs out? This buddy story is the first in a series of New Cthulhu Mythos cliffhangers.
Last time, Little John reassured Yitzy that he need not fear being eaten by either Little John or Robin who, as ghouls, prefer rotting flesh.
It is questionable whether Little John and Robin would find the rubbery-bodied Yitzy palatable even if they preferred fresh flesh.
“Oh, I did not sense any danger from your presence, Little
John. I am enjoying our conversation.”
“I think the being of Yith forgot to tell you a little
something, Johnny,” Robin snickered, linking his arm in his companion’s. “In
order to become like Ketil, you’ve got to be a bit of an arsehole first. Then
Heaven will kick you out, and you’ll have to spend your time haunting things.”
“Well, I’ve not found Ketil to be an arsehole,” Little John
said. “He’s been rightly polite to me thus far. Say, Ketil, I have a question
for you. Is it true that in the Norse hell some people have to drink goat piss
for a punishment?”
“Yes, so they say,” Ketil replied. “Although Robin would
probably think he’d found Heaven.”
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Heaven is such a subjective thing isn't it?ReplyDelete
And the version that Christianity promotes (or my understanding of it) has less than no appeal.
These undead certainly do know how to roast each other.ReplyDelete
Not a fan of their dietary requirements! But another interesting snippet of their conversation...ReplyDelete
Love the back & forth banter between this group!ReplyDelete
Different strokes for different folks, or ghouls. Great fun. Really enjoyed it.ReplyDelete
Nice banter between them all.ReplyDelete
And how will Robin respond to this very backhanded compliment?ReplyDelete
I love the tone and the banter. This book sounds like a hoot.
Love the discussion. Goat piss- yuck!! lolReplyDelete
I love that they can't have even a simple conversation without insulting each other.ReplyDelete