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Blurb:
Geeky Gandy Stafford's lifelong fantasy comes true when he meets the otherworldly Dorma and Desyra. These last remnants of a botched extraterrestrial invasion discover that they require a great deal of energy to maintain their human forms.

The easiest way to obtain essential power?

Sex, and lots of it.

Snippet:
“Oh, good!” Gandy replied. “I...I probably wouldn’t taste that good anyway. My diet isn’t exactly stellar. I’m a bit of a junk food junkie. I could get you something to eat, though. Would you like some ice cream? Oh. You probably don’t even know what ice cream is, do you?”

“We wish to learn of your planet. Teach us what you know.”



3 comments:

  1. "Teach us what you know." That's a very open-ended request, open to many possible interpretations.

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  2. Amusing. Loved the blurb. Thanks for sharing.

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  3. Ed's right: that's a dangerous request. Think of all the ways that could go so very wrong and you have the making for a comedic farce.

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