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Four fun, light-hearted stories about adorably awkward guys and sexy, shape-shifting aliens!
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The bodies of the gelatinous aliens bubbled, and a moment later, their appearances had shifted to that of two attractive women in their early twenties, clad in extremely tight-fitting silver mini dresses. Both had long platinum blonde hair, pale blue eyes, and translucent white skin.
“Is this acceptable, Terran?” one of the aliens asked in a monotone voice.
“Well, uh, close. Except you sound like a robot and you look like a couple of strippers or porn stars. Sorry, I’m afraid you went a little too deep into my unconscious and saw my masturbation material. You’re totally going to call attention to yourselves. You want to make your voice more like mine, except you want to sound more feminine if you’re going to appear to be female. Also, you want to look a little less like you’re starring in an X-rated version of Star Wars. Right, you don’t know what that is. Here, look into my mind again. I’ll give you a thought of a more realistic-looking girl.”
The aliens touched their fingers to Gandy’s temples. Their appearances shifted to that of two young women with long, dark blonde hair and blue eyes. They were now clad in innocuous attire.
From Tuesday 25 August 2020 thru Saturday 29 August 2020, you can grab the Kindle version of the first Carnal Invasion collection free. After August 29, it returns to its usual price of $3.99.
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