Snippet and Info: Wella Goes Missing (ER, SF)


Max bounded into Wella’s apartment and went straight for the bedroom. He was horrified to find the couple’s bodyguards, Krystal and Jewel, lying on the bed, unconscious and wrapped in fine strands of unearthly thread. Wella was nowhere to be found.
Max tentatively touched the threads, which cocooned his bodyguards like the silk of a spider. He was relieved to see that Krystal and Jewel were breathing. He found Wella’s sewing kit and procured the scissors. He tried to cut away the strands encasing the women to no avail.
“Fuck! How do I get them out of here?” Max wondered.

Excerpt from Carnal Invasion VI: The Dark Delights of Mistress Kali 

Notes:
Weekend Writing Warriors is a weekly blog hop where participants share an eight to ten sentence snippet of their writing, either published or unpublished.
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Team Naughty Netherworld is proud to announce our forthcoming full-length novel, lovingly if stressfully crafted during November for the infamous NaNoWriMo, and soon to be available only from Kindle.
There are plenty of exciting surprises, enticing plot twists, and, of course, lots of the sizzling hot encounters you have come to expect in a Naughty Netherworld story. 
Please explore our previous posts on the Naughty Netherworld Press blog to discover past installments in the Carnal Invasion series.
Take note that the erotica featured in the Carnal Invasion series is extremely explicit. It is generally GLBT and often involves group activity and BDSM. We describe these lusty verbal forays as literary hentai. They are a bit over the top, and while a good time is had by all characters involved, these torrid tales are not appropriate for everyone.

Cheesy Cinema Review: Hold the Dark


Netflix' Hold the Dark is fascinating conceptually, and the cast does a stellar job of playing their roles. But when the viewer comes away from a film saying "why the hell did any of that happen?" it isn't a good thing.
I haven't read the book that this film was based on. Maybe if I had read the book, I'd understand the film better. However, a well-executed film would not require the viewer to have read the book to understand what is going on.
I feel that the film tries too hard to avoid being Another Werewolf Movie and doesn't do enough to ensure that the viewer understands the reason why All The Spooky Weirdness is transpiring in the first place.
I wanted to like this movie. I wanted it to live up to the hype and the stellar cast. It did not do so.
I wish that Netflix hadn't changed their viewer rating system from stars to a thumbs up/thumbs down. I would have given this movie three stars with Netflix' previous system. As it stands, I didn't rate it. The performances were too good for it to merit a thumbs down, but I came away too befuddled for it to merit a thumbs up.
One should not have to rely on search engines to find an explanation for why events transpired in a movie. Arguably, I did have to do this for some events in Prometheus and Alien: Covenant, which I found frustrating, but I understood the majority of the plot in these movies and would give both of them a solid thumbs up despite the various points of confusion. Since my reaction to Hold the Dark was "well, that happened, but why?" I cannot say the same for it.
Hold the Dark left me hungry for more, and not in a good way. It was the kind of hunger one has after eating a not vomit-inducing but unsatisfying deli sandwich from a service station because there isn't anything better available.
Cheesy Rating: 2.5 out of 5 wedges
 

~The Cheese Hath Grated It Cinematically~


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This installment gives you 12,000 steaming words describing the hottest acts, courtesy of our horny alien invaders from Gamma Iridon. The scandalous classic erotic film stars Samantha Zuniga and Ulrich Von Brandt had their own film studio during Hollywood's early era. They not only filmed sizzling tales of explicit desire, but they hosted lusty sex parties. They were the scandal of classic Hollywood.
Samantha and Ulrich were thought to have died during the 1950s, but they went underground. Now they are back and looking for new blood, and innocent film student Bernie Jaskowlski and his adorable gal pal Christy Ferdinand are right in their sights. 
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