Weekend Writing Warriors 3 April 2019 (ER, LGBT, PA, RO)


The following is a snippet from our forthcoming book, Carnal Invasion XI: The Festivities Commence, which is due for release on April 20, 2019. This one heats up pretty quickly, but as the randy denizens of Climax Castle are soon to discover, not all of their guests are there for fun and games.

“I do love how art imitates life,” Ulrich chuckled. “It means we don’t have to work very hard to give a convincing performance. Lights, if you please! Let the show begin!”
As the lights dimmed in the courtyard, a cloaked figure watched the proceedings from the shadows with critical rather than lustful eyes. The figure mingled with the crowd milling in and out of Climax Castle and strode casually down a service corridor, waving a hand before the locked door leading to the tunnel system which connected Climax Castle and Mistress Kali’s lair. The lock froze and crumbled when struck by the cloaked figure’s staff.
The shadowy figure strode down the dark passageway and into Mistress Kali’s currently quiet lair.

~Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press~

Note:
I'm not sure my contribution was missed last week, I always hate to make assumptions regarding any unlikely popularity I may inspire. On the off chance that it was, here is the rather unglamorous reason. My son and I have been working on clearing out a storage unit and needed to have everything out by the end of March. I got my snippet ready too late to participate in last week's event.

A to Z Blogging Challenge Theme Reveal


We have decided to participate in the A to Z blogging challenge this year, and our theme is Get to Know the Carnal Invasion Crew.
You'll get to meet the many characters that make up the Carnal Invasion universe and learn a bit about their backgrounds. 
While this blog is generally about a PG-13 on the naughtiness scale, there are links to XXX-plicit Naughtiness in the Kindle Store. Our fine Kindle Smut is verbally rather than visually Naughty, but it is very naughty indeed. Therefore, we are voluntarily flagging this blog as containing Adult Content. 
If you are over 18, welcome. If you are under 18, please come back when you are over 18. If you are one of Mistress Kali's gargoyle offspring, the rules don't apply to you because you hatch out of your egg as a fully formed adult. Please proceed!

Cie Cheesemeister
Editor in Chief
Naughty Netherworld Press

Carnal Invasion X is Live and Free for Five Days


Hold onto your hats, lovers of all things lewd, crude, and out-of-this-world Naughty! Carnal Invasion X is yours for free between March 18, 2019, and March 23, 2019. Don't miss out on this chance to grab this piece of otherworldly lusty action for the unbeatable price of Zilch!
In this installment, a team of agents from the Alien and Supernatural Search Squadron (A.S.S.S.) are hot on the trail of our bawdy team of Gamma Iridians and their supernaturally-inclined friends with benefits. Will agents Cumming, Dicking, Spitz, and Swallows find anything they can report to their commanding officers, or will their cravings for the lusty lords and ladies of Climax Castle distract them from their mission?
Tobias Walton makes a reappearance, this time in the body of naive college student Muel Biermann. Tobias claims that he's changed his ways and wants to help others from now on, particularly when those "others" happen to be attractive young nerdy men. Has Tobias really changed, or does he have more wicked surprises under his hat?



When a lusty, cross-dressing Leprechaun named Kizz Myass makes the scene, you know full well that he's got some surprises under his hat, and probably in his magical pantaloons as well!
When the preparations for the upcoming Carnal Carnival celebration are nearly as scandalous as the party itself, you know you're in for a good time. Join the agents of A.S.S.S. on a wild ride, yours for 100% FREE for a limited time!

~Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press~


Weekend Writing Warriors 17 March 2019 (ER, LGBT, PA, SF)


“They didn’t seem unhappy about the experience,” Cumming remarked.
“No, but they did seem euphoric, which is an indication…”
“There were no illicit drugs, sedatives, or even alcohol present in their blood, and that gel is something that can’t be identified. It isn’t toxic and it even smells pleasant, but it’s not of this Earth. Still, they did say some strange things, didn’t they?”
“Embarrassing things. Things like: “It was totally hot being probed by her tentacles, but I want to see Mistress Nyx in her human form,” and “Desire is a real sex goddess. I hope she’ll come to Earth for the Carnal Carnival.”
“Right. I guess I’ll be spending Fat Tuesday at a sex party,” Dicking sighed, rolling his eyes.

~Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press~

Notes:
Happy Carnal Carnival Day! I mean, St. Patrick's Day. I am well relieved to not have to work this St. Patrick's Day. When I am not collaborating on Kindle smut projects, I work as a delivery driver, and you will have to trust me when I say that making deliveries on St. Patrick's Day is chaos personified.
In this snippet, Agents Marc Cumming and Dale Dicking of the secret government agency A.S.S.S. (Alien and Supernatural Search Squadron) are discussing an incident in which their fellow agents Julie Spitz and Sarah Swallows turned up on Agent Cumming's doorstep covered in the same sparkling gelatinous jelly that often appears in the adult videos released by Climax Productions. 
The cynical, jaded Agent Dicking is not looking forward to spending a wild and boisterous night at a Climax Castle party. The ever-eager Agent Cumming is looking forward to seeing what happens.

Just a bit of fun.
Nothing to do with the snippet.


I would like to apologize to anyone who left a comment on my previous snippet because I did not return any visits this go-round. I left the link for the wrong blog (I duplicate the posts on this blog and the Horror Harridans blog.) I have had an atrocious week psychologically speaking. In spite of my messed-up head, publication of the first segment of Carnal Carnival is a go. At least I didn't manage to screw that up.


Weekend Writing Warriors 10 March 2019 (ER, LGBT, PA, SF)


“Dale, what have I told you?” Cumming demanded. “Two weeks ago, when Agents Swallows and Spitz were deposited on my doorstep covered in that glittery space jelly and looking like a couple of unmade beds, I saw a light descending from the sky followed by a glittering rain of sparkles. I calculated the trajectory of the light. It landed at Climax Castle.”

“Marc, I just can’t buy the idea that the porn purveyors at Climax Castle are extraterrestrials,” Dicking sighed, reaching into his desk drawer for a bottle of ibuprofen. “For the last time, they aren’t aliens, they’re adult film actors. We don’t have any reason to investigate them. They don’t have any performers of questionable age. Everything they do is legal.”

~Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press~

Notes:
This snippet is from Naughty Netherworld Press' upcoming release, Carnal Invasion X: Carnal Carnival. The release date was moved from March 6 to March 17, because, to be honest, we got so involved with writing the espionage part that we haven't even started writing the carnival part yet!
So, we'll be Watchin' the Detectives for a little while longer as Agents Cumming and Dicking discuss the possible Dirty Deeds being done at Climax Castle.
In the meantime, you can check out the previous installments in the Carnal Invasion series. Take note that these stories contain explicit erotica. I keep the blog posts PG-13, but the books are a definite XXX.


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