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Hear ye, hear ye! This book does not mess around! 

The Pornographer's Apprentice gets right to the pornographic apprenticing within the first two chapters. 

Some sex-packed books have no real story, just humping. Not so with The Pornographer's Apprentice. I will be writing a full review at a later date, but I've read about 1/4 of the advance review copy of this story. It is well written with a compelling plot as well as plenty of monitor-melting erotic heat. 

Readers who like their stories spicy should not miss this one.

A Special Offer


I have a special offer for anyone who likes/doesn't mind erotica.

After sitting on the shelf for two years, my little novelette, Coming to Earth, got its first rating.

One star.

If you would be interested in reviewing Coming to Earth and giving it a fair shake, I'll give you a promotional post on Readers Roost, regardless of the rating you give the book.

Just drop your email address in the comments, and I will send you the PDF. 

In return, you will send me your media kit and/or a Blogger-ready HTML post to promote your own book.

Simple, right?

To be honest, I wrote Coming to Earth as a joke, but I've developed a soft spot for it. I'm well aware that it is by no means great literature, but I think it is definitely a hi klass kwalitee klassic deserving of at least three stars, in my humble opinion. Anyway, it's worth more than one star. 

I hope you'll agree.

In any case, you'll get a free copy and a free promo. It's a win-win!

~Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press and Readers Roost~

Stripped to Please: Meeting Max #MFRWHooks

 


Note: 
Last week, I finished sharing as much of Coming to Earth as I'm willing to give away. I'm sharing Down on the Farm with the MFRW Steam hop, so today I'm going to start sharing snippets from Stripped to Please, the third novelette in the Carnal Invasion series. Links for purchasing the story or the first collection follow the snippet.

The Blurb
When spoiled rich college boy Maxwell Bancroft decides to stop in at the XXX Show Club, he meets two sexy strippers who are literally out of this world.

The Snippet

Maxwell Bancroft had never been particularly good at anything, but Daddy’s money always bought him whatever he needed. That is, until Magnus Bancroft went and married Gloria Mack, who had a nice daughter about Maxwell’s age, and Max thought it would be fun to seduce his goody two-shoes stepsister and ruin her for every other guy who came along.

It wasn’t hard for Max to get Wella Mack into his bed, but that wasn’t because Wella was easy. Wella was proud of having held onto her virginity for twenty years. Max convinced Wella that theirs was a love that defied all odds. He assured her that there was no-one else in his heart. He told Wella that he loved her and succeeded easily at seducing the innocent and romantic young woman into bed.

The problem was, where Max succeeded, the condom failed, and Wella, who had been chaste until she met Max, was not on the pill. Wella fell pregnant, and now Max was being punished for his stupidity.

There are two ways to get your copy of Stripped to Please.
You can either buy the individual story or purchase the Carnal Invasion collection, which contains the first four Carnal Invasion stories.

Buy Stripped to Please on Kindle for $0.99


Or buy the PDF from LBRY for 15 LBC (approximately $0.45)


You can also purchase the Carnal Invasion collection for $3.99 on Kindle


Or get the PDF from LBRY for 75 LBC (approximately $2.25)

LBRY is a decentralized content marketplace. I price the PDF versions of my work at approximately half of the Kindle price because I receive the entire amount rather than a royalty percentage. 

You can get a free LBRY account through this link. You can earn LBC for viewing content on LBRY as well as from selling your content.

And now, I ain't too proud to beg, y'all.

My poor little Coming to Earth went for two years with no ratings, and now its first rating is one star. I didn't read what was said, I don't need to be in a bad mood for the rest of the year. But if any of you would be willing to review the story, I'll send you a copy. 

Hopefully, you'll like it, but regardless of the rating you give it, I will feature a book of your choice at Readers Roost 
(http://ornerybookemporium.blogspot.com) as a thank you for giving it a chance. By feature, I don't mean I'll just throw out a link. You send me your media kit and/or Blogger-friendly HTML post, and I will post a bona fide promo post and share it on Twitter, Facebook, and Pinterest for you.

Folks, I know that Coming to Earth is not five-star material. To be honest, I wrote it as a joke, but I developed a bit of a soft spot for it. I think it's worth at least three stars. Anyway, I would really appreciate the help lifting my little story out of the muck, if you can give it. 

And now for the inevitable...

The Icky, Sticky, Nit-Picky Legalese If You Please (Or Don't Please)


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Dreamers, lovers, and Star Voyagers: WeWriWa: EU53

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I've never been shopping with someone that I was romantically interested in. I think it might be distracting.

The food bank gave us an 18-pound turkey, which is very generous, but it's way too much food. I was hoping it would just be a turkey breast. I'm slow-roasting it overnight on Wednesday, then my son and I will take it over to my mother's house for lunch on Thanksgiving. We're still going to have turkey for ages.

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Weekend Writing Warriors #157!

This was fun! I wonder what her fortune will be.

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Spooky Sunday: Carved in Flesh: Lost and Lingering

 


Carved in Flesh

Lost and Lingering

Dominic Dante bowed his head to hide his face as he emerged from the alley on Elmwood Avenue between Swanson’s Elegant Formals and Aeneid’s Greek Cafe. He needed to find Eris and show her the evidence of his devotion.

Aeneid Veld’s rebellious eleven-year-old daughter Anna Amalia had chosen the wrong night to sneak out of the loft above the café. The street-savvy girl had slipped out at night many times before. She did not fear Crouch End’s strange underbelly. She had been learning from a book of spells that she’d purchased at Flash’s Book Studio for her birthday last year and had gained a fair bit of respect from many of Crouch End’s Things that Go Bump in the Night.

On this night, however, Anna Amalia had run afoul of an obsessed soul seeking an innocent to sacrifice. Dominic Dante was a tormented young man who thirsted for both vengeance and acceptance. The stunningly sexy vampire he met at the Church of Starry Wisdom had promised him both if he proved himself to her.

Luckily for Anna Amalia, she had allies in the shadowed night world and Earth’s Dreamlands. One of those allies was hurrying to find help before the unfortunate girl succumbed to her injuries.

David Clifford was a Scottish musician who had moved to London in 1960, the year he turned eighteen. His parents and younger siblings moved to Crouch End three years later. David had died in 2012 from lung cancer. On this cold November night in 2014, he roamed the streets in spirit.

David’s adopted sister, Lotus Clifford, was a nun who lived in The Chapel of the Loaves and Fishes on Foxglove Court, along with the parish’s priest, Father William Kroger. David knew that Lotus and Father Will would certainly assist Anna, and he knew that Lotus would listen to him if he could break through the static surrounding her.

Luck was with David, as at that moment, a down-on-his-luck laborer named Robert Fitzgerald stumbled from the Istasha Tavern. Most people thought that Rob Fitzgerald was naught but a malt-soaked malingerer, but David was aware that the man had the second sight, even when he was seeing double. The spirit hurried to place himself just outside the lamplight directly in Fitzgerald’s path, allowing the lamp’s beams to illuminate him without making him appear transparent.

Rob Fitzgerald was deep in blurry thought when he saw the man standing near the house at the junction where Elmwood Avenue met Quartz Street. His first inclination was to cross the street and head home another way, but for reasons he couldn’t explain, he felt that the somehow familiar stranger could be trusted. Still, he paused before continuing further.

“Just so’s ya know, Mate, I drank up the last of me wages in the tavern,” Rob slurred. “So, there wouldn’t be no sense to robbin’ me, y’know.”

Acknowledgments

Mormo is the creation of H.P. Lovecraft, appearing in his 1927 story “The Horror at Red Hook.”

The setting of this chapter is based on Stephen King’s short story “Crouch End.” It is not representative of the actual London borough.

The story utilized the October Spooky Writing Prompt “carved.”

https://thewritershandbook.tumblr.com/post/630699213481705472/this-years-october-spooky-writing-challenge-is

The following prompts from https://puttingmyfeetinthedirt.com/ were also utilized in the creation of this story.

Lost and Lingering

Diligent and Debatable

A Delicate Decree

The Futureless Future

The First Line Friday prompt was utilized in the creation of this chapter.

https://mindlovemiserysmenagerie.wordpress.com/2020/11/20/first-line-friday-november-20th-2020/

The Sunday Writing Prompt was also utilized in the creation of this chapter.

https://mindlovemiserysmenagerie.wordpress.com/2020/11/22/sunday-writing-prompt-22nd-november-tormented/

This story was posted to these places:

http://www.naughtynetherworldpress.com

https://lbry.tv/@naughtynetherworldpress:d

The Icky, Sticky, Nit-Picky Legalese If You Please (Or Don't Please)


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This chapter is from my WIP, The Key of Eidolon, which is the second book in the Tales from the Dreamlands series. If you enjoyed this chapter, please consider purchasing the first book, Ketil and Yitzy's Adventure in the Xura Dream House.

The full chapter is available on LBRY for 10 LBC (approximately $0.30)

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