Naughty Netherworld News 13 April 2021

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Hi subscribers,
Sorry to whinge into your inbox. I'm not having fun right now.

I'm waiting, and I'm not a patient person, so I don't like waiting.

One of the things I was waiting for--my medications for the month--did arrive about 15 minutes ago.

I'm waiting for a freezer which was supposed to have been delivered yesterday. For more on that mess and a valuable lesson so you can avoid a mess like that, visit this post.
https://www.goodstufffromgrover.com/2021/04/buyer-beware.html

I'm waiting for Amazon to publish Cloned Heat IV. For more on that mess and to read the first chapter, follow this link.
https://www.naughtynetherworldpress.com/2021/04/cloned-heat-iv-full-first-chapter.html

I'm waiting for this asshole process server to show up and serve me papers regarding a debt that I can't pay or I would have paid it. The people at Discover were understanding about my being on disability and haven't harassed me. Confident Financial Solutions, from whom I took out a loan to get my POS car that was always breaking down repaired 5 years ago? Not so much. I was making payments on the loan but then ended up losing my last nursing job and was working for Uber Eats. I couldn't continue paying them.

I tried to talk to the collection agency yesterday but they were rude A.F., unlike Discover, so now I have to wait for this process server who will arrive "between 11 and 3, so have your I.D. ready."

I don't know how people who do those jobs sleep at night.

Back in 1986, I worked for a lawyer who did evictions and collections. I didn't sleep well at night. I listened sympathetically to people, but there was nothing I could do to help them. I ended up getting fired from that job because I refused to change a date on a court docket--something that I could have gone to jail for if I'd been caught. 

If I could drink, I would be.

Hope your week is going better.

Ornery Owl Has Spoken

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Cloned Heat IV Full First Chapter #MFRWAuthor #MFRWHooks #MFRWSteam

 


Genre:
M/M erotica, sci-fi

Length:
3000 words 

Content Advisory:
BDSM, group sex, cliffhanger
(For the book, brief mentions only for this post.)

Blurb:

In Seduced by the Siren, Finn Storm got deep under Ohannes’ skin, enslaving the needful pleasure clone’s body, mind, and soul. The lusty Reject Squadron is putty in the sexy merman’s hands—all except for the canny Colonel Ionescu, who is plotting with renegade roughnecks Iker Macauley and Peregrine Varga to mastermind a rescue.

It won’t be easy to break Ohannes or the other members of the Reject Squadron free from Finn’s spell. The masterful manipulator feeds the fellows’ manly needs in ways so hot that it’s hard for even a confident and mature military man like Colonel Ionescu to resist, let alone an eager-to-please submissive like Ohannes or a couple of randy rapscallions like Sergeant Kuijpers and Corporal Viola.

Snippet

The Best-Laid Plans

“Finn be callin’ General Bissette to him now,” Colonel Ionescu stated. “Dis be our best chance to put our plan into action. Bissette be crazy alla time from lust for Finn, and him droolin’ over your boy Ohannes now too. Won’t be no trouble to put him out sleepy.”

“It ain’t Bissette that I’m worried about, Pal,” Iker protested as Ionescu handed himself and Peregrine bags containing hypodermics prefilled with a strong sedative. “Leg-humpers like your self-appointed general are a credit a case. All we’d have to do is slap his ass and offer him a hand job, and he’d be our bitch. The salty little man-eating twink is the real threat.”

“Me ain’t denyin’ dat Finn present a challenge,” Ionescu concurred. “De best advice be don’t get bit. Like me sayin’, dat little fucker get in your blood and it be hard to get him out. Me livin’ long enough dat me tink wit big head more often dan little head now-days, so him not got me droolin’ over him like no star-eyed newblood no more.

“Here’s what’s gonna happen, fellas. Finn gonna punish Bissette de way he like it and get Bissette all hot and bothered for some rough man-handlin’. Den him gonna let Bissette have a turn on de pretty boy. Him gonna tell Bissette dat him not allowed to give sweet Ohannes no cream fillin’, but Bissette be wild for dat hot twink booty and ain’t gonna be able to stop dat rocket. So, Finn gonna punish Bissette again.

“Truf be told, Bissette make his self out to be top brass, but him usually ain’t de top man. After him take a spankin’, him wantin’ to bottom. Me hopin’ you fellas not tink me braggin’ on meself, but him like to save de biggest and best fill-up for last call.”

“Which is you, I take it?” Iker sighed, rolling his eyes.

“Me hopin’ to give you de chance to find out personal-like,” Ionescu declared with a wink, giving Iker’s back cheeks a suggestive squeeze. “You too, Mr. Strong and Silent. Me likin’ de look of you boys from de time we find you slippin’ your sweet man candy da big log out in de woods. But before us can play, us gotta get de boys away from dat little mind-fucker Finn.”

“Just tell us the plan,” Peregrine urged.

“Brothers, dis dance gonna be a cakewalk. While Finn got Bissette down on his knees getting him ready to let de boys ride his train, me gonna slip him a ticket to sleepy town. Iker, you put Bissette’s lights out, and Peregrine, you make Ohannes your sleepin’ beauty. We gotta take down Kuijpers and Viola too, but me reckon it’s gonna take dem boys a minute to snap outta de fuck-fog. Now, so tings don’t look too suspect, let’s grab us a few toys and some lube, like we comin’ in hot and heavy, ready to play.”

“From the sounds of it, things are thermal blast levels of hot out there already,” Iker remarked. “I’m almost sorry we ain’t gonna be getting a piece of that action, but when I think about getting bitten by that squirmy little man-eater, I kinda lose the urge to play dirty.”

Where to Buy
This book hasn't been released yet. I expected that I would be doing a free book promo with this post, but nooooo. When I uploaded the book to Amazon on Friday, it was in review. I was very busy over the weekend. When I went to KDP tonight, the book was showing as a draft. My response was literally "what the hell, you daft twat?" FML entirely.

My sincere apologies for this nonsense. If you follow this blog or follow me on Twitter @ReadersRoost, you will see when the free book promo is announced.

You can also sign up for my (mostly) weekly newsletter at http://bit.ly/NaughtyNetherworldNews to receive announcements such as book releases, new blog posts, and my ever astute observations. I have two victims so far. Please help me increase my body count!

In the meantime, you can grab the first three books in the Cloned Heat series from Amazon. They're free with Kindle Unlimited or just 99 cents apiece to own.

You can also join me on Patreon to receive the PDF version of each new Cloned Heat book monthly, plus a couple of other little perks, for just a buck a month.


The Hops

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Naughty Netherworld News/Come as You Are Party 4 April 2021

 Happy Easter/Ostara for those who celebrate such. I was feeling a bit sad last night remembering how much my father loved Easter. My brother and I colored eggs the day before using the Paas kit which is apparently still out there. We had egg salad coming out of our ears for the next week because there were always two dozen eggs. We never did the Easter egg hiding thing because my mother didn't want to wind up finding a smelly egg behind the couch two weeks later. We just woke in the morning to Easter baskets that the Easter bunny had kindly brought us and filled with the eggs that we colored.

My son's 30 now and has no children and my brother lives in Arizona and has no children. Somehow, coloring eggs by myself doesn't hold a lot of appeal but maybe my son and I will do it for a lark next year, especially if his friend from Arizona ends up moving in with us. We've started composting so it might be fun to see the brightly colored shells amidst the compost. Apparently, I'm easily amused.

On to literary triumphs and frustrations. Those who have known me for a while know that I do NaPoWriMo and the Writers Digest April PAD challenge every year and sometimes I combine them with Camp NaNoWriMo. So, I'm waxing poetic while still trying to finish editing and formatting my poetry anthology from last fall AND the second book in the Tales from the Dreamlands series. I'm also continuing to create new material for the Tales from the Dreamlands series AND a new Cloned Heat story each month.

Some of you may know that LBRY is shutting down its original platform and switching its base of operations over to its offshoot, Odysee. I don't know why they want to do that, but they didn't ask me. Once I learned how to upload a PDF using Odysee's system (it's simple but not obvious) I figured it wouldn't be more than a minor inconvenience to update the URLs from LBRY to Odysee as LBRY had already transferred all their files to Odysee. However, I discovered an unforeseen frustration.

When I went onto the Naughty Netherworld Press channel on Odysee, I couldn't find any of my previously uploaded Cloned Heat books. Nor could I find my recently uploaded WIP chapter which I had voluntarily flagged as mature, not because it had any graphic sex scenes in it but because it contained subject matter that was potentially disturbing even if it wasn't described in detail.

Researching the situation led me to discover that Odysee is HIDING all mature subject matter. It exists, but if you don't know the URL where it exists, fuck you. Even if you created it.

This is a real Tumblr move and certainly doesn't seem in keeping with the idea of an open-source platform that celebrates free speech. Look, I don't want to see thumbnails with straight-up naked ass in my video suggestions, but, guess what, I still see it anyway, because exploiting conventionally attractive young women is always in fashion. As long as there's a thong bikini lodged in the butt crack and as long as the thumbnail doesn't lead to porn, it's not mature, it's just clickbait. The sexist double standard is alive and well. I know this because I never see any phantom Man-Ass in the thumbnails.

The whole thing really irritates me, because I was a big proponent of the LBRY model. It allowed me a way to publish my work where I can price the material as I see fit. Since I receive the full payment rather than royalty, I can cut potential readers a good deal. It's a win-win for everyone. I'll probably continue to utilize Odysee for my non-erotica projects, but it frustrates me that I can't continue using it for the erotica projects. I flagged them with a mature tag, which is the correct thing to do, and which is why I now am unable to find them. 

I'm not sure why we now have a plethora of platforms catering to pseudo-puritanism rather than to discerning adults. This pseudo-puritanism is not preventing children from finding pornographic websites and it isn't stopping child porn. All it's doing is punishing people who weren't doing anything out of line in the first place.

Setting my rant aside, I am racing to finish writing, editing, and formatting Cloned Heat IV for upload (and, hopefully, approval) on Amazon in time for this month's MFRW Steam hop (mfrwsteam.blogspot.com) and MFRW Author tweet day.

I've decided that I'm only going to participate in the MFRW hops once a month. I haven't been a very good participant lately because I'm overwhelmed, and I feel bad about that. I release the new Cloned Heat serials to coincide with the Steam hop, and MFRW participants tend to prefer longer snippets, so I can share the full first chapter of the new book. 

The Weekend Writing Warriors, Snippet Sunday, and Rainbow Snippets blog hops tend to be a bit more flexible, although at this time I may only be sharing the lead-in post for the big Cloned Heat First Chapter Reveal with Rainbow Snippets. This group is for LGBT authors and stories. My characters have varied sexual preferences. I'm a boring ole pasty-faced middle-aged vanilla straight lady. 

If you want to participate in Rainbow Snippets, head over to http://www.facebook.com/groups/RainbowSnippets. They're a nice, small group and new participants are always welcome.

Anyway, if you'd like to receive the new Cloned Heat books as they're released, they're always free from Kindle Unlimited. You can also support Yours Truly by signing up for any tier on my Patreon. Yes, even the $1 per month tier gets you a fresh new Cloned Heat story, plus shout-outs for you and your website, blog, or one of your books. You can check it out at http://bit.ly/NNPPatreon.

That's about it for this time. My Internet is being really extra this morning, as in, extra annoying. I've had to restart my mellow background music video three times because it keeps cutting out. We're with a small local provider, Blue Lightning. When they're good they're really good. In fact, they're more reliable than Comcast overall. But a few months ago they had a critical router failure and didn't have the spare parts on hand. So, we were without internet service for an entire weekend, which is really annoying when you depend on the Internet for your livelihood.

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~Ornery Owl Has Spoken~



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Ready to Roll #RainbowSnippets #SnipSun #8Sunday

 


Genre:
M/M erotica, sci-fi

Length:
3000 words 

Content Advisory:
BDSM, group sex, cliffhanger
(For the book, not for this post.)

Blurb:

In Seduced by the Siren, Finn Storm got deep under Ohannes’ skin, enslaving the needful pleasure clone’s body, mind, and soul. The lusty Reject Squadron is putty in the sexy merman’s hands—all except for the canny Colonel Ionescu, who is plotting with renegade roughnecks Iker Macauley and Peregrine Varga to mastermind a rescue.

It won’t be easy to break Ohannes or the other members of the Reject Squadron free from Finn’s spell. The masterful manipulator feeds the fellows’ manly needs in ways so hot that it’s hard for even a confident and mature military man like Colonel Ionescu to resist, let alone an eager-to-please submissive like Ohannes or a couple of randy rapscallions like Sergeant Kuijpers and Corporal Viola.

Snippet

“Finn be callin’ General Bissette to him now,” Colonel Ionescu stated. “Dis be our best chance to put our plan into action. Bissette be crazy alla time from lust for Finn, and him droolin’ over your boy Ohannes now too. Won’t be no trouble to put him out sleepy.”

“It ain’t Bissette that I’m worried about, Pal,” Iker protested as Ionescu handed bags containing hypodermics prefilled with a strong sedative to Iker and Peregrine. “Leg-humpers like your self-appointed general are a dime a dozen. All we’d have to do is slap his ass and offer him a hand job, and he’d be our bitch. The salty little man-eating twink is the real threat.”

Where to Buy
This book hasn't been released yet. I normally release a new Cloned Heat cliffhanger around the eleventh of every month. Come back next week for the full first chapter from the book and (hopefully) purchase links.

In the meantime, you can grab the first three books in the Cloned Heat series from Amazon. They're free with Kindle Unlimited or just 99 cents apiece to own.

You can also join me on Patreon to receive the PDF version of each new Cloned Heat book monthly, plus a couple of other little perks, for just a buck a month.
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WIP Wednesday: In the Beginning: Papa's Little Sprout

 



“People see what makes sense to them, reality notwithstanding.”

A swarthy, handsome man with sleek, dark hair framing his angular face and flowing down beyond his shoulders sat down on the ground beside his daughter, a lovely child clad in an eye-catching patchwork dress emblazoned with embroidered flowers. The child waved her hand, and a sprout pushed its way up from the grass, growing and blooming into a lovely white daisy. The youngster’s magical abilities alone would have been impressive. They were infinitely more so considering that the child and her father were on the dwarf planet that would come to be known as Pluto in an infant planetary system coalescing around its juvenile star.

The girl had a miserable look on her face as she tried to hide behind her plentiful waves of coal-black hair. She turned to her father and threw her arms around his neck, clinging to him.

“Papa, I know this,” the child replied in a quavering voice that went straight to her father’s heart. “I didn’t intend to be contrary. It’s just that I’ve thought about it and thought about it, and I simply can’t make myself understand, no matter how hard I try.”

“Yadira, my special little sprout, you’re not contrary at all,” the Cosmic Trickster replied tenderly. “Can I tell you a secret?”

“Anything, Papa,” the child declared, drying away her tears and sitting cross-legged facing her father, a conspiratorial look on her face.

“Well, as you know, this Universe we find ourselves in now was born of the tragedy that befell your homeworld, Zaïs, on the day that you were born.”

“Of course, Father. I know that you had to race through time and space and countless wormholes and dimensions to keep me safe from the evil responsible for the destruction of Zaïs. I also know that you were not native to Zaïs but that you arrived there in the time between winter and spring. You brought hope back to my mother’s soul. She had waited a long time to find you.”

“Yes, my pet, and for me, it seemed that every journey from the past led me along the path to my Nathicana. She was like water to my thirsting soul. Alas, the path back to her does not lie on a straight line, but arduous though it may be, we will one day find our way to her again. My point in telling you this is that some things are not readily apparent, even to an immortal. Even I, the mighty Nyarlathotep…”

The God scooped up a handful of dust, tossing it into the air. The particles sparkled, grew, exploded, and raced into space to become companions for Pluto. Yadira laughed and clapped her hands at her father’s exaggerated performance and manic grin. Nyarlathotep’s expression softened as he took his daughter’s hands.

*************

This is the first segment of a new chapter in my WIP, In the Time Before.

Yadira Root is the creation and intellectual property of Team Netherworld Creations/Naughty Netherworld Press. Those of you who have been coming to this juke joint for a while may know the older, snarkier version of Yadira. This tentative new novelette, novella, or novel introduces the young Yadira and illustrates the close bond that she has with her father, the Outer God Nyarlathotep.

Nathicana, the Gardens of Zaïs, Dzannin, and the white nephalotë are the creations of H.P. Lovecraft, initially appearing in his 1927 poem Nathicana.

The bolding of certain words is simply to indicate where words from the Sunday Whirl Wordle were used. The remainder of these words were used in the second segment of this chapter.

The full chapter is available for purchase from Odysee for 15 LBC (approximately $0.45). 

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The story was also submitted on 1 April 2021 for the weekly Reedsy short story competition. If accepted, stories generally appear on my Reedsy author page a week following submission and are available to read free of charge. I've never had a submission rejected yet, but I make no guarantees.

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Prompts Used

The Daily Spur

Path

https://thedailyspur.wordpress.com/2021/03/25/path-2/

Pluto

https://thedailyspur.wordpress.com/2021/03/25/pluto-as-seen-from-the-new-horizons-spacecraft-in-2015-at-a-distance-of-476000-miles/

Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie

First Line Friday

https://mindlovemiserysmenagerie.wordpress.com/2021/03/26/first-line-friday-march-26-2021/

Ragtag Daily Prompt

Cling

https://ragtagcommunity.wordpress.com/2021/03/18/ragtag-daily-prompt-thursday-cling/

Sprout

https://ragtagcommunity.wordpress.com/2021/03/19/rdp-friday-sprout/

Reedsy Prompts

https://blog.reedsy.com/creative-writing-prompts/

Write about a mischievous pixie or trickster god.

The Sunday Whirl

Wordle 496

https://sundaywhirl.wordpress.com/2021/03/28/wordle-496/

evil

hope

inhumane

line

race

shame

soul

spring

suppress

vote

wait

water

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Dark Hearts Love Too: Sympathy for Nyarlathotep

Dark Hearts Love Too: Sympathy for Nyarlathotep:   Image copyright Yuuki Morita Click to enlarge forever liminal the pinnacle of greatness he is not a person although he could appear to be ...

A poem for my favorite Outer God without whom my stories would not be possible. Nyarlathotep plays a key role in the Netherworld-Verse, and I thank H.P. Lovecraft for creating this beautiful and terrible monster.

Come As You Are Party: Visions of Kanye West: Welcome to My Hell

 

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Happy Sunday and all that. I've mostly been concentrating on poetry this week. We're about to start the first big poetry challenge of the year, and I'm still formatting my fall collection from last year. My dreams are filled with stress, and last night that stress took the form of Kanye West. He didn't do anything except hang around being Kanye West, but his uninvited presence told me that he was a manifestation of stress.

Anyway, for those who are interested, visit me at:

poetryofthenetherworld.blogspot.com

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The third link is my friend Russell's blog. I publish a poem there most Sundays. Russell has other poetry-related features that some of you may be interested in.

I'm planning to edit my newest Tales from the Dreamlands novel, "The Wizard's Key"  for this year's Camp NaNoWriMo. I may try to fit the A to Z challenge in, but it kind of feels like a bit much. I have a lot of material for The Yadira Chronicles series but am not sure just where to start with it. I have to slap out April's Cloned Heat number. Did I mention the overdue poetry compilation?

I need more subscribers for this thing. Everyone says "you gotta have a newsletter." But if nobody even reads my newsletter, isn't it kind of a waste of time to have a newsletter?

I feel like I'm chasing myself around in circles while Kanye West watches judgmentally from the sidelines.

~Ornery Owl Has Spoken~


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Naughty Netherworld News 13 April 2021

 This is the latest Naughty Netherworld Newsletter. I only have two subscribers. Don't let them have all the fun (or, in this case, scha...