“They didn’t seem unhappy about the experience,” Cumming remarked.
“No, but they did seem euphoric, which is an indication…”
“There were no illicit drugs, sedatives, or even alcohol present in their blood, and that gel is something that can’t be identified. It isn’t toxic and it even smells pleasant, but it’s not of this Earth. Still, they did say some strange things, didn’t they?”
“Embarrassing things. Things like: “It was totally hot being probed by her tentacles, but I want to see Mistress Nyx in her human form,” and “Desire is a real sex goddess. I hope she’ll come to Earth for the Carnal Carnival.”
“Right. I guess I’ll be spending Fat Tuesday at a sex party,” Dicking sighed, rolling his eyes.
~Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press~
Notes:
Happy Carnal Carnival Day! I mean, St. Patrick's Day. I am well relieved to not have to work this St. Patrick's Day. When I am not collaborating on Kindle smut projects, I work as a delivery driver, and you will have to trust me when I say that making deliveries on St. Patrick's Day is chaos personified.
In this snippet, Agents Marc Cumming and Dale Dicking of the secret government agency A.S.S.S. (Alien and Supernatural Search Squadron) are discussing an incident in which their fellow agents Julie Spitz and Sarah Swallows turned up on Agent Cumming's doorstep covered in the same sparkling gelatinous jelly that often appears in the adult videos released by Climax Productions.
The cynical, jaded Agent Dicking is not looking forward to spending a wild and boisterous night at a Climax Castle party. The ever-eager Agent Cumming is looking forward to seeing what happens.
Just a bit of fun.
Nothing to do with the snippet.
I would like to apologize to anyone who left a comment on my previous snippet because I did not return any visits this go-round. I left the link for the wrong blog (I duplicate the posts on this blog and the Horror Harridans blog.) I have had an atrocious week psychologically speaking. In spite of my messed-up head, publication of the first segment of Carnal Carnival is a go. At least I didn't manage to screw that up.
Tentacles? Sounds different.
ReplyDeleteOne cannot publish Kindle smut without having a reference to tentacle porn at some point! It's an unwritten rule.
DeleteAre you funning this reader? Very interesting!
ReplyDeleteIt was a rough week. Time for some fun!
DeleteRolls his eyes?? lol Such an imposition for him. :-)
ReplyDeleteWell, he thinks it is, at any rate!
DeletePersonally, I could think of few things I'd find more odious than going to a sex party. Whenever people have hired strippers for someone's birthday or such, I've always been the one to go hide in the corner. I find it embarrassing rather than arousing.
Snort! Love their names! How appropriate and . . . fun!
ReplyDeleteThank you. Naming the characters is one of my favorite parts of working on a story!
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