“Just the same, I was hoping perhaps we could hurry into
that kind of dark and foreboding castle over there. It might not be the most
welcoming place, but it probably doesn’t have werewolves in it. Man, look at
that spire! It looks like a rocket!”
Before the others could respond, Marc took off running
towards the castle.
“Damn it, Marc, slow down!” Dale demanded. “If we just bust
in there, the inhabitants may think we’re plundering them, and they aren’t
going to take too kindly to that.”
“Well, we’ll just explain that we’re trying to get away from
the werewolves!” Marc replied.
“Just like that?”
~Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press~
Notes:
When Base Lust-69 exploded at the end of Paraji's Prisoners, Voodoo priestess Leah La Sirene and a group of naive, obtuse, and oblivious male vampires and secret agents fell through a wormhole which deposited them in a foreboding forest with a dark and mysterious castle. What terrors and delights await them in the dark and phallic tower?
I couldn't help but think of the commercial where a group of teenagers are fleeing the bad guys. One of them says, "Let's take that truck." The others ridicule that idea and say, "Let's hide in that shed full of chainsaws."
ReplyDeleteThat's my kind of humor!
DeleteI so enjoyed this snippet. Way to go!
ReplyDeleteThank you! :-D
DeleteJust like that? I don't know if I'd let them in!
ReplyDeleteI don't know if I would either. On the other hand, they are a rather entertaining bunch.
DeleteHmmm...or it might be full of something even worse than werewolves. ;-) I love the creativity in this writing!
ReplyDeleteThank you! You never know what might be lurking until you rush in like Marc is intent on doing.
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