Geeky Gandy Stafford's lifelong fantasy comes true when he meets the otherworldly Dorma and Desyra. These last remnants of a botched extraterrestrial invasion discover that they require a great deal of energy to maintain their human forms.
The easiest way to obtain essential power?
Sex, and lots of it.
(Last week, Gandy drove the aliens home in his luxurious 1975 Ford Pinto.)
“Yeah, that would make it inconvenient. I wouldn’t mind much if Earth got taken over. Most people here are kind of crappy. Well, here we are. I don’t have much, I need to go shopping tomorrow, but you’re welcome to whatever you can find in the cabinets or the refrigerator. Um...like, I don’t even know what you eat, so, hopefully I have something that you can eat.”
“We absorb energy,” said Dorma.
“Oh, okay. So, you, like, plug your finger into a light socket or something?”
The alien looked at Gandy, puzzled.
“We absorb life energy,” she said.
“Oh. Hey! I thought you said you weren’t going to eat me!”Get Yours
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