Frank's Dream Girl: MFRW Steam

The Blurb
When all-American rodeo cowboy Frank Hamilton meets an unusual young woman in the parking lot at his best buddy's roadhouse, he and his friends are in for a wilder ride than they could ever have imagined.

The Snippet
Frank Hamilton had no idea how a life could change in the blink of an eye, until the night he met Jenny in the parking lot at Tasker’s Roadhouse. Jenny was every red-blooded cowboy’s dream with her big blonde hair, peaches-and-cream complexion, and her long and slim but curvaceous body. The lonely twenty-one-year-old rodeo rider quickly fell under the spell of the lavender-eyed beauty.

However, Jenny was more than met the eye. Frank quickly became her servant in ways he could not have possibly imagined. The embodiment of his fantasies turned out to not be human at all. She was a shape-shifting alien from a planet called Gamma Iridon and she needed energy, and lots of it, to maintain her new form. The most readily available and powerful energy on Earth was sexual energy.

Get Yours
There are two ways to grab Gettin' Down on the Farm

Buy the Kindle version on Amazon for $0.99

Buy the PDF from LBRY for 15 LBC (approximately $0.45)

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Get the PDF on LBRY for 75 LBC (approximately $2.25)

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  1. Talk about cutting it mighty fine. I had 14 minutes to post my link before the list closed!
    I've been bad with this sort of thing this week.

  2. This sounds great, Cie!
    I've got to check out this LBRY thing. Sounds like a good way to thumb one's nose at the Zon.

    1. LBRY has a lot of potential. It's a good way to be able to market your own content without having to pay the piper at Amazon.
      If my invite link is being uncooperative, just go to and set up an account.

  3. Can you fix the LBRY link? It's not valid. Thanks!

    1. It looks like it's working now. LBRY can occasionally be glitchy, but overall, I've found it to be a good platform.

  4. Wow! Talk about an energy stealing creature. Fascinating concept. I want to know more.

  5. I enjoyed the excerpt! Thanks for sharing.

  6. You had enough time to introduce us to Frank, who, I think, is in for a world of sexy adventure!

  7. I'm both excited and scared for Frank!

  8. Ah yes, those energy-stealing aliens...gotta get them before they get you.


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