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Weekend Writing Warriors 15 September 2019 (ER, FA, LGBT, SF)

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Weekend Writing Warriors

“Just the same, I was hoping perhaps we could hurry into that kind of dark and foreboding castle over there. It might not be the most welcoming place, but it probably doesn’t have werewolves in it. Man, look at that spire! It looks like a rocket!”

Before the others could respond, Marc took off running towards the castle.

“Damn it, Marc, slow down!” Dale demanded. “If we just bust in there, the inhabitants may think we’re plundering them, and they aren’t going to take too kindly to that.”

“Well, we’ll just explain that we’re trying to get away from the werewolves!” Marc replied.

“Just like that?”

~Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press~
Notes: When Base Lust-69 exploded at the end of Paraji's Prisoners, Voodoo priestess Leah La Sirene and a group of naive, obtuse, and oblivious male vampires and secret agents fell through a wormhole which deposited them in a foreboding forest with a dark and mysterious castle. What terrors and delights await them in the dark and p…

Snippet and Info: Wella Goes Missing (ER, SF)

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Max bounded into Wella’s apartment and went straight for the bedroom. He was horrified to find the couple’s bodyguards, Krystal and Jewel, lying on the bed, unconscious and wrapped in fine strands of unearthly thread. Wella was nowhere to be found. Max tentatively touched the threads, which cocooned his bodyguards like the silk of a spider. He was relieved to see that Krystal and Jewel were breathing. He found Wella’s sewing kit and procured the scissors. He tried to cut away the strands encasing the women to no avail. “Fuck! How do I get them out of here?” Max wondered.
Excerpt from Carnal Invasion VI: The Dark Delights of Mistress Kali
Notes: Weekend Writing Warriors is a weekly blog hop where participants share an eight to ten sentence snippet of their writing, either published or unpublished. And now for bragging and exciting news from your Naughty Netherworld team.

Team Naughty Netherworld is proud to announce our forthcoming full-length novel, lovingly if …

Cheesy Cinema Review: Hold the Dark

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Netflix' Hold the Dark is fascinating conceptually, and the cast does a stellar job of playing their roles. But when the viewer comes away from a film saying "why the hell did any of that happen?" it isn't a good thing. I haven't read the book that this film was based on. Maybe if I had read the book, I'd understand the film better. However, a well-executed film would not require the viewer to have read the book to understand what is going on. I feel that the film tries too hard to avoid being Another Werewolf Movie and doesn't do enough to ensure that the viewer understands the reason why All The Spooky Weirdness is transpiring in the first place. I wanted to like this movie. I wanted it to live up to the hype and the stellar cast. It did not do so. I wish that Netflix hadn't changed their viewer rating system from stars to a thumbs up/thumbs down. I would have given this movie three stars with Netflix' previous system. As it stands, I didn'…

Our Epic Story Free for Five Days!

Dear readers old and new: Whether you have enjoyed the previous episodes in Naughty Netherworld Press' feature tale, Carnal Invasion, or whether you're a virgin looking to be initiated, we invite you to cum one, cum all, and experience our epic-length installment, The Dark Delights of Climax Castle, free from November 3 to November 7, 2018! This installment gives you 12,000 steaming words describing the hottest acts, courtesy of our horny alien invaders from Gamma Iridon. The scandalous classic erotic film stars Samantha Zuniga and Ulrich Von Brandt had their own film studio during Hollywood's early era. They not only filmed sizzling tales of explicit desire, but they hosted lusty sex parties. They were the scandal of classic Hollywood. Samantha and Ulrich were thought to have died during the 1950s, but they went underground. Now they are back and looking for new blood, and innocent film student Bernie Jaskowlski and his adorable gal pal Christy Ferdinand are right in the…