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Weekend Writing Warriors 15 September 2019 (ER, FA, LGBT, SF)

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Weekend Writing Warriors

“Just the same, I was hoping perhaps we could hurry into that kind of dark and foreboding castle over there. It might not be the most welcoming place, but it probably doesn’t have werewolves in it. Man, look at that spire! It looks like a rocket!”

Before the others could respond, Marc took off running towards the castle.

“Damn it, Marc, slow down!” Dale demanded. “If we just bust in there, the inhabitants may think we’re plundering them, and they aren’t going to take too kindly to that.”

“Well, we’ll just explain that we’re trying to get away from the werewolves!” Marc replied.

“Just like that?”

~Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press~
Notes: When Base Lust-69 exploded at the end of Paraji's Prisoners, Voodoo priestess Leah La Sirene and a group of naive, obtuse, and oblivious male vampires and secret agents fell through a wormhole which deposited them in a foreboding forest with a dark and mysterious castle. What terrors and delights await them in the dark and p…

Weekend Writing Warriors 3 April 2019 (ER, LGBT, PA, RO)

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Weekend Writing Warriors
The following is a snippet from our forthcoming book, Carnal Invasion XI: The Festivities Commence, which is due for release on April 20, 2019. This one heats up pretty quickly, but as the randy denizens of Climax Castle are soon to discover, not all of their guests are there for fun and games.
“I do love how art imitates life,” Ulrich chuckled. “It means we don’t have to work very hard to give a convincing performance. Lights, if you please! Let the show begin!” As the lights dimmed in the courtyard, a cloaked figure watched the proceedings from the shadows with critical rather than lustful eyes. The figure mingled with the crowd milling in and out of Climax Castle and strode casually down a service corridor, waving a hand before the locked door leading to the tunnel system which connected Climax Castle and Mistress Kali’s lair. The lock froze and crumbled when struck by the cloaked figure’s staff. The shadowy figure strode down the dark passageway and into M…

A to Z Blogging Challenge Theme Reveal

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We have decided to participate in the A to Z blogging challenge this year, and our theme is Get to Know the Carnal Invasion Crew. You'll get to meet the many characters that make up the Carnal Invasion universe and learn a bit about their backgrounds.  While this blog is generally about a PG-13 on the naughtiness scale, there are links to XXX-plicit Naughtiness in the Kindle Store. Our fine Kindle Smut is verbally rather than visually Naughty, but it is very naughty indeed. Therefore, we are voluntarily flagging this blog as containing Adult Content.  If you are over 18, welcome. If you are under 18, please come back when you are over 18. If you are one of Mistress Kali's gargoyle offspring, the rules don't apply to you because you hatch out of your egg as a fully formed adult. Please proceed!
Cie Cheesemeister Editor in Chief Naughty Netherworld Press

Carnal Invasion X is Live and Free for Five Days

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Hold onto your hats, lovers of all things lewd, crude, and out-of-this-world Naughty! Carnal Invasion X is yours for free between March 18, 2019, and March 23, 2019. Don't miss out on this chance to grab this piece of otherworldly lusty action for the unbeatable price of Zilch! In this installment, a team of agents from the Alien and Supernatural Search Squadron (A.S.S.S.) are hot on the trail of our bawdy team of Gamma Iridians and their supernaturally-inclined friends with benefits. Will agents Cumming, Dicking, Spitz, and Swallows find anything they can report to their commanding officers, or will their cravings for the lusty lords and ladies of Climax Castle distract them from their mission? Tobias Walton makes a reappearance, this time in the body of naive college student Muel Biermann. Tobias claims that he's changed his ways and wants to help others from now on, particularly when those "others" happen to be attractive young nerdy men. Has Tobias really change…

Weekend Writing Warriors 17 March 2019 (ER, LGBT, PA, SF)

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Weekend Writing Warriors
“They didn’t seem unhappy about the experience,” Cumming remarked. “No, but they did seem euphoric, which is an indication…” “There were no illicit drugs, sedatives, or even alcohol present in their blood, and that gel is something that can’t be identified. It isn’t toxic and it even smells pleasant, but it’s not of this Earth. Still, they did say some strange things, didn’t they?” “Embarrassing things. Things like: “It was totally hot being probed by her tentacles, but I want to see Mistress Nyx in her human form,” and “Desire is a real sex goddess. I hope she’ll come to Earth for the Carnal Carnival.” “Right. I guess I’ll be spending Fat Tuesday at a sex party,” Dicking sighed, rolling his eyes.
~Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press~
Notes: Happy Carnal Carnival Day! I mean, St. Patrick's Day. I am well relieved to not have to work this St. Patrick's Day. When I am not collaborating on Kindle smut projects, I work as a delivery driver, and you will have to …

Weekend Writing Warriors 10 March 2019 (ER, LGBT, PA, SF)

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Weekend Writing Warriors
“Dale, what have I told you?” Cumming demanded. “Two weeks ago, when Agents Swallows and Spitz were deposited on my doorstep covered in that glittery space jelly and looking like a couple of unmade beds, I saw a light descending from the sky followed by a glittering rain of sparkles. I calculated the trajectory of the light. It landed at Climax Castle.”
“Marc, I just can’t buy the idea that the porn purveyors at Climax Castle are extraterrestrials,” Dicking sighed, reaching into his desk drawer for a bottle of ibuprofen. “For the last time, they aren’t aliens, they’re adult film actors. We don’t have any reason to investigate them. They don’t have any performers of questionable age. Everything they do is legal.”
~Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press~

Notes:
This snippet is from Naughty Netherworld Press' upcoming release, Carnal Invasion X: Carnal Carnival. The release date was moved from March 6 to March 17, because, to be honest, we got so involved with writi…