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Weekend Writing Warriors 15 September 2019 (ER, FA, LGBT, SF)

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Weekend Writing Warriors

“Just the same, I was hoping perhaps we could hurry into that kind of dark and foreboding castle over there. It might not be the most welcoming place, but it probably doesn’t have werewolves in it. Man, look at that spire! It looks like a rocket!”

Before the others could respond, Marc took off running towards the castle.

“Damn it, Marc, slow down!” Dale demanded. “If we just bust in there, the inhabitants may think we’re plundering them, and they aren’t going to take too kindly to that.”

“Well, we’ll just explain that we’re trying to get away from the werewolves!” Marc replied.

“Just like that?”

~Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press~
Notes: When Base Lust-69 exploded at the end of Paraji's Prisoners, Voodoo priestess Leah La Sirene and a group of naive, obtuse, and oblivious male vampires and secret agents fell through a wormhole which deposited them in a foreboding forest with a dark and mysterious castle. What terrors and delights await them in the dark and p…

Cie's Year-End Wrap-Up 2018

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I love the above image. Back in the late 1990s, I went to school for one semester for graphic design but dropped out. I didn't know it at the time, but I had untreated type 2 bipolar disorder, OCD, and borderline personality disorder, three exciting co-morbid conditions which happen to feed each other in ways that are just, shall we say, really special. I wouldn't be properly diagnosed until 2004. When I think of how many years were wasted mired in shame and stigma because I had no idea in this Universe what was going on with me, I thought I was just an attention-seeking fuckup, it makes me very angry. Granted, some of the tools available to me now simply didn't exist when I was younger. E-commerce was in its infancy in the 1990s. There were no smartphones.  Hell, even GPS was still in its infancy. (I still have my TomTom Go.) The job I have today could not have existed in the 1990s. Back when dinosaurs and Ronald Reagan roamed the Earth in 19…

Weekend Writing Warriors 30 December 2018 (ER, FA, PA, RO)

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Weekend Writing Warriors
The following is an excerpt from our forthcoming release, Sanguine and Scandalous, to be released on the first day of 2019.
Little Arvin Flurry, better known as Tinsel, a Christmas elf who was just one day shy of 15,000 years old, woke up in a daze in his reindeers’ stall. A caramel-colored doe called Delight nuzzled Tinsel’s golden curls and licked his face. Tinsel steadied himself against Delight’s sturdy frame and rose shakily to his feet. Once he was steady enough to run without falling over, he hurried to the palace to find what he already knew to be the case: his wife of 13,775 years, Felice Navidad the Frost Queen, was missing. Tinsel quickly hitched Delight and a spirited young buck called Pumpkin to a sleigh and ordered them to take him to Felice. “Stealthy now, Mates,” the elf cautioned. “We are entering the material realm. I could call it quaint were I feeling kind, but savage is far closer to the truth. Mortals are a violent lot, and when a mortal w…

Treat Yourself to Carnal Invasion VII Free For Five Days!

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Get Carnal Invasion VII free from December 25 - December 29
Team Naughty Netherworld wishes all our readers a very happy holiday if you celebrate, or just a good day if you don't. Either way, we have a special gift for you. The thrilling seventh installment of the Carnal Invasion series is free to enjoy from December 25, 2018 through December 29, 2018! This sweet and spicy tale features our lusty Gamma Iridian sex fiends, plus scheming billionaire vampires, a jilted BBW baker, and an adorable Christmas elf. Horns, lips, and loins lock often in this steamy installment of the quirky, explicit, one-of-a-kind Carnal Invasion smut-o-verse. This is our most plot-heavy installment in the Carnal Invasion series, but, fear not, Fiends, we do not sacrifice the Good Parts for intrigue. All the Naughty Bits are explicitly yours, as you have come to expect from a Naughty Netherworld tale. We felt that the stunning image created by the wonderful DeeDee51 bore a striking resemblance to CI7's…

Happy Xmahanukwanzyule 2018

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(This post was written on the Deliver Me blog and cross-posted)

Happy holidays if you celebrate them and best wishes for prosperity in the approaching year! It has been an eventful and not terribly lucrative year here in the World of Nether, but many of our efforts are still in their infancy and I like to think that things are looking up and that perseverance still counts for something. To a degree, these are uncharted waters that we are navigating with the rise of the gig economy. So, what can we do to make this unprecedented situation work for us? For my own part, I have a knack for speaking my mind, such as it is, and for telling it like it is from my point of view. This has tended to get me in trouble, but the older I get the less fucks I give. 

However, I do not intend to use this so-called skill only to bitch about everything that pisses me off. I would also like to use it to help others.  For many years, I worked as a nurse's aide and then a nu…

Weekend Writing Warriors 23 December 2018 (RO, ER)

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Weekend Writing Warriors
Ambrosia Luna was always surprised and grateful when she thought about how lucky she was to have a boyfriend like Sonny Walton. Nobody believed that a guy like Sonny could ever go for a woman like Ambrosia. Sonny was the son of a billionaire tycoon, slated one day to take over his father’s position as president of Xquenda Jewels. Ambrosia was a baker of modest means. Sonny was extremely good-looking. He was toned and muscular and had golden-blond hair the color of honey and intense ultramarine eyes. He had chiseled cheekbones and a strong, square jaw. He looked like the kind of guy who probably played football and dated the head cheerleader in high school. Ambrosia did not look to be at all Sonny’s type.
Snippet from Naughty Netherworld Press' 2018 Xmahanukwanzyule release, Carnal Invasion VII: The Xquenda Chronicles Plus Naughty Netherworld Fairytales:  Ambrosia’s Sweet Holiday Surprise
Notes: This tasty tidbit features the opening paragraphs of our forthcomin…

Sly Speaks: Why I Noped Out of my Hysterectomy

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I'm 53 years old and I have a history of sexual trauma and issues with my endocrine system including my reproductive system. I have PCOS. I have a degree of endometriosis, and I have polyps and fibroids in my uterus. The fibroids are small, not some grapefruit-sized thing. I avoided having pelvic exams for close to 30 years because of past sexual trauma and fear of being shamed for being a larger person. I finally found a doctor I could trust to be honest with about my plumbing problems, so to speak. I see her quarterly because of my endocrine issues. When I told her that I had my "annual period" and was hoping this would be the last year for that mess, she said that wasn't normal and referred me to a gynecologist. The gynecologist was a very sweet person who made me feel at ease. She never shamed me for my size. She did a D&C, which sucked because I felt like someone had been up in my business with a cheese grater, but I wanted to rule out cancer. The biopsy sh…

Weekend Writing Warriors 16 December 2018 (ER, SF)

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Weekend Writing Warriors
“Gracias, Jefe,” Krystal finally managed. “When La Jefa come here, she took us off guard. She drain us of energy, and she take Mami Wella away.” “What does La Jefa want with Wella?” Max demanded, worried for the safety of his child’s mother. “And how did she wrap you up like a spiderweb? Is she, like, Spiderman?” “Well, sort of like Spiderman, I suppose, except only she ain’t a man,” Jewel replied. “La Jefa, she kinda like a vampire and kinda like a spider, and kinda like a Medusa. If you look in her eyes, you gonna be in her control. Then she gonna wrap you up in her web and feed from your energy.”
Excerpt from The Dark Delights of Mistress Kali Available from Naughty Netherworld Press on Kindle

Weekend Writing Warriors 9 December 2018 (ER, SF)

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Weekend Writing Warriors
“Jefe!” Krystal’s telepathic voice made Max take notice. He stopped trying to cut the thread and listened. “You’ll have to put us in the bath, Jefe. This is how you wash off the strands. Then you going to have to give us energy.” “Whatever you need, Baby, you’ve got it,” Max agreed. He lifted the tiny Krystal in his muscular arms and carried her to the oversized bathtub in Wella’s massage suite. He did the same for Jewel. He lay the two cocooned aliens side by side in the tub. He carefully checked the temperature of the water and began spraying the water from the showerhead over the otherworldly strands encasing the women.
Excerpt from The Dark Delights of Mistress Kali Available from Naughty Netherworld Press on Kindle

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Since folks were curious about how Max was going to be able to free his bodyguards from the weird web, this snippet provides the solution to that mystery in the right number of sentences. I enjoy serendipity! I sort of apologize for …

Cie's Eldritch Horror Removal

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Since my uterus currently resembles an eldritch horror, it is being removed on December 17. Please keep me in your thoughts as you shut down your Tumblr accounts on that day in protest of The Fuckening. I wonder if this post will be flagged by Tumblr’s bumbling purity-bot. That is, after all, a female-presenting uterus, and that eldritch horror might have female-presenting nipples somewhere on its body.
~Cie~

Insecure Writers Support Group + The Cheese Grates It: Banned on Tumblr

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Note: This post contains profanity. If that is a problem for you, please don't continue reading.
You may wonder what this post has to do with the Insecure Writer's Support Group. I argue that freedom of speech is something all writers should be concerned about, and that is why I think this post is appropriate. Tumblr shadow-banned my slightly naughty Supernatural fan blog. Not for filthy, filthy Wincest pictures, like you might think. You actually have to go to about the 13th page to find an even remotely NSFW image.  Nope. I can’t publish or reblog anything to this blog because I was being snarky about Tumblr becoming a kid-friendly playground instead of a platform for adults. I’m moving wincestshippingtrash to nibblebit, a platform that is similar to Tumblr in the way it functions, and which is a platform geared to adult bloggers. Which is what Tumblr used to pride itself on, but now that they've sold their souls to Yahoo and Verizon, they…

The Tumblr Wars Continue

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So, apparently Angus Young has “female presenting nipples” these days. Or maybe having letters on your boxer shorts is just too lewd for Tumblr. If wincestshippingtrash.tumblr.com gets taken down, I’ll be at therealcie.tumblr.com until I piss them off there too. At this point, I’m just messing with the bastards. I’m in the process of trying to back wincestshippingtrash up on nibblebit.com It’s a similar platform to Tumblr, only without all the newly injected and almost universally disdained puritanism. Flag this, you fucking cunts.



Fuuuuuck You Tumblr!

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For those who don't know, Tumblr is doing some really stupid shit. So, I made this post. I just wanted to see how long it would take for Angus Young’s male-presenting nipples and boxer-clad ass, Bon Scott’s male-presenting nipples and nearly dropped trousers, and Malcolm Young’s male-presenting nipples and exposed balls to get this post flagged. I’m rather sure they would approve of the intent of this post.
The post didn't even post. Maybe it was because of my tags, one of which was "come at me, bitch." Maybe it was because of all the MAN BOOBS! Tumblr couldn't handle all the male-presenting nipples, and it went tits up.
The only reason I'm even remaining on that hellsite at this point rather than just straight up migrating all my blogs is because I'm curious whether they will do what Blogger did and backpedal within a couple of weeks because they're losing too many users, or whether they will go the way of Myspace and become a cyber-wasteland. Eithe…

The Dark Delights of Mistress Kali Free for Five Days!

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Follow the link to get yours
Dearest fiends, we here at Naughty Netherworld press couldn't be more excited! Our first full-length, uncut, hot and heavy novel, The Dark Delights of Mistress Kali, is live and will be available FREE for you to experience in all its glory between December 7 and December 11, 2018. Free is always a good price, but it's especially nice when you have an extra long, hardcore novel full of the good stuff to enjoy. Naughty Netherworld Press always guarantees at least a 75:25 ratio of "good parts" to plot.  Feel free to share this torrid tale with your friends and family, but only if they are over 18, and only if they like their works of fiction rated XXX-plicit. For your consideration, the keywords for this novel are erotica, erotica/lgbt, erotica/bdsm, erotica/interracial, erotica/erotica characters: bbw, and erotica/erotica characters: aliens. If frequent use of F-bombs is a problem for you, we would definitely recommend avoiding this book. H…

Snippet and Info: Wella Goes Missing (ER, SF)

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Weekend Writing Warriors
Max bounded into Wella’s apartment and went straight for the bedroom. He was horrified to find the couple’s bodyguards, Krystal and Jewel, lying on the bed, unconscious and wrapped in fine strands of unearthly thread. Wella was nowhere to be found. Max tentatively touched the threads, which cocooned his bodyguards like the silk of a spider. He was relieved to see that Krystal and Jewel were breathing. He found Wella’s sewing kit and procured the scissors. He tried to cut away the strands encasing the women to no avail. “Fuck! How do I get them out of here?” Max wondered.
Excerpt from Carnal Invasion VI: The Dark Delights of Mistress Kali
Notes: Weekend Writing Warriors is a weekly blog hop where participants share an eight to ten sentence snippet of their writing, either published or unpublished. And now for bragging and exciting news from your Naughty Netherworld team.

Team Naughty Netherworld is proud to announce our forthcoming full-length novel, lovingly if …

Cheesy Cinema Review: Hold the Dark

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Netflix' Hold the Dark is fascinating conceptually, and the cast does a stellar job of playing their roles. But when the viewer comes away from a film saying "why the hell did any of that happen?" it isn't a good thing. I haven't read the book that this film was based on. Maybe if I had read the book, I'd understand the film better. However, a well-executed film would not require the viewer to have read the book to understand what is going on. I feel that the film tries too hard to avoid being Another Werewolf Movie and doesn't do enough to ensure that the viewer understands the reason why All The Spooky Weirdness is transpiring in the first place. I wanted to like this movie. I wanted it to live up to the hype and the stellar cast. It did not do so. I wish that Netflix hadn't changed their viewer rating system from stars to a thumbs up/thumbs down. I would have given this movie three stars with Netflix' previous system. As it stands, I didn'…

Our Epic Story Free for Five Days!

Dear readers old and new: Whether you have enjoyed the previous episodes in Naughty Netherworld Press' feature tale, Carnal Invasion, or whether you're a virgin looking to be initiated, we invite you to cum one, cum all, and experience our epic-length installment, The Dark Delights of Climax Castle, free from November 3 to November 7, 2018! This installment gives you 12,000 steaming words describing the hottest acts, courtesy of our horny alien invaders from Gamma Iridon. The scandalous classic erotic film stars Samantha Zuniga and Ulrich Von Brandt had their own film studio during Hollywood's early era. They not only filmed sizzling tales of explicit desire, but they hosted lusty sex parties. They were the scandal of classic Hollywood. Samantha and Ulrich were thought to have died during the 1950s, but they went underground. Now they are back and looking for new blood, and innocent film student Bernie Jaskowlski and his adorable gal pal Christy Ferdinand are right in the…

Adult Affiliate Marketing with Eden Fantasys

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Hi Folks, If you are looking to diversify your affiliate marketing possibilities, the adult products market is one to consider. Gone are the days when a person felt the need to don a wig and paint on a fake beauty mark to slink into a sleazy back-alley store of ill repute to purchase items for erotic enjoyment. Okay, maybe most of you are bolder than I am, but I always felt embarrassed by buying items for adult needs over the counter, and I know I am not alone. Fortunately, thanks to reputable online sites such as Eden Fantasys, the shy among us no longer need suffer the humiliation of having a smirking clerk give us the once-over. We can order adult products from the privacy of our own home. Or, if you're the editor-in-chief of Naughty Netherworld Press like I am, you can research the toys the mature and randy characters in your crew's Smut-O-Verse might enjoy without being exposed to the kinds of cringe-worthy images a random Google search wi…

Carnal Invasion IV is (ahem) UP for Grabs For A Limited Time

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Hello, everyone! I'm excited to announce that the fourth book in Lil's spicy sci-fi erotica series, Carnal Invasion, is up for grabs! More truths are revealed about the hot-to-trot spacefaring race from Gamma Iridon, and nerdy scientist Tzu He gets the ride of his life from two of their finest. Lil's serial isn't just scorchingly sexy, it is a clever, tongue-in-cheek tribute to classic 60's sci-fi and 70's exploitation flicks. Her characters are dynamic and varied rather than being just cookie-cutter blonde sexpots and muscled hunks. Her writing leaves audiences wondering what's (ahem) coming next, and from September 14 - September 18, you can find out for free! Free is a damn good price for a hearty slice of sizzling erotica! Don't miss out on your chance to include the latest in this steamy series in your collection at no cost, only on Kindle. As a reminder, the books of Naughty Netherworld Press are intended for adults over 18 only.
Cie Editor In Chie…

Misconceptions About Erotica Authors

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Shared with me by my friend Ivan.
Which leads to a bit of a funny story.
Ivan is one of the people with whom I collaborate on the erotic stories of Naughty Netherworld Press, along with his cousin Lil DeVille. If you are interested, you can find out more about the dirty tales of Naughty Netherworld Press here. These dirty stories are indeed done dirt cheap. Each book is between 99 cents and $2.99 U.S. It was not actually my intent to promote the offerings of Naughty Netherworld Press, but, almost anytime is a good time for shameless self-promotion. Here is what I was really wanting to talk about. When people find out that someone writes erotica, they tend to make assumptions that the author of said erotica is a promiscuous person with a brash attitude who seeks out kinky sex. The author is assumed to be hypersexual, their sole focus in life is believed to be sex. If the author has any sort of spiritual focus, they are probably into tantric practices or they are involved in sex magick…

Carnal Invasion III Now Available and Free for Five Days

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Are you a fan of sexy sci-fi? Then you'll want to take advantage of this hot offer. From August 6 through August 10, get the third installment of Lil DeVille's sizzling sci-fi series, Carnal Invasion, absolutely free on Kindle! In Precious and Exotic, self-absorbed college boy Max Bancroft gets more than he bargained for when he stops in at the XXX Show Club for some hot V.I.P. room action. Dancers Jewel and Krystal are not only sizzling hot, they are literally out of this world. Lil's Carnal Invasion series is more than just steamy sex. There's also a cool mystery to keep you guessing. If you want to find out more, check out Precious and Exotic free, this week only! Exclusively from Naughty Netherworld Press, your source for erotic fiction with both sizzling sex and a plot that will grab you and keep you coming back.


Carnal Invasion II Is Ready to Ride for Free

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Spread the (dirty) word! From July 13, 2018 through July 18, 2018, the second in Lil DeVille’s sexy sci-fi series, Carnal Invasion, is available for free! Lil is an up and (ahem) coming Naughty Netherworld author who doesn’t hold back on the explicit sex scenes, but her stories also include an interesting plot, likeable characters, and lots of fun and laughs. Don’t miss out! Free is a damn good price.
Cie Cheesemeister
Head Buttmunch In Charge
Naughty Netherworld Publications

The Frustrations of Publishing on Kindle's E-Reader Platform

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I know, Betty. Me too.
Kindle is a wonderful way to get your book out there to the public. It is far less costly than traditional POD publishing. I spent literally thousands of dollars publishing a previous work with Outskirts press and by no means did I ever recoup the investment. It was heartbreaking, and it prevented me from even writing again for a long time. Although I am now writing again, I am also focusing on making the projects of Team Netherworld as a whole publication-ready. Most recently, I have been helping edit and format Lil DeVille's "Carnal Invasion" series for Naughty Netherworld Publications. The Kindle Publisher is a helpful tool. It is not an infallible tool. I had a lot of frustration with it while formatting Lil's most recent book for publication. My main frustration was an inability to get the damn thing to create a working table of contents. I gave up and published the initial version with a non-working table of contents. It is a short book,…

Introducing Miss Lil DeVille

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Team Netherworld is proud and excited to announce the launch of our new publishing division, Naughty Netherworld, and the debut of our very own Lil DeVille with her sizzling hot series, Carnal Invasion. The first installment is available free from June 22 through June 26. Don't miss out! Lil's style is both sweet and spicy. She has a wicked sense of humor and a love for her characters. She doesn't hold back when it comes to explicit erotic scenes, but she also like to make sure that there's a story supporting all the hot sex. Lil writes for every gender and sexual orientation. Her debut contains a hot M/F/F scene wherein a lucky geeky guy is seduced by two beautiful aliens. Check out Carnal Invasion today.
Cie Editor in Chief Naughty Netherworld Publications