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Weekend Writing Warriors 22 September 2019 (ER, FA, LGBT, SF)

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“Well, I don’t see why not. After all, it isn’t as if they’d have any reason to disbelieve us.”

“Lleu, go with Marc,” Leah ordered. “See to it that he doesn’t manage to get himself killed off before he has a chance to become undead. Dale, my dear young fellow, as usual, you are bearing the weight of the world on your shoulders. There is no need for you to do so. Share the burden, and we will shoulder it together.”

“Thank you, Leah,” Dale replied, squeezing the Voodoo priestess’ slender dark hand in his powerful, pale one. “You look like the toughest broad in any town, but you’re actually one of the sweetest people I’ve met. I appreciate you using your magic to take us away from the base before we all got blown to smithereens.”
~Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press~
Notes: This is an excerpt from Castle Necros, the sixteenth book in the Carnal Invasion series. It is due for release on Halloween 2019. When the volcano containing Base Lust-69 erupted at the end of Par…

A to Z Blogging Challenge 2019: Zachna (NSFW image)

Fan art of the gargoyle Demona.
The image I used has been uploaded to multiple pages, and I am unsure who the original artist is. If anyone knows, I am happy to credit them.
Zachna is one of Mistress Kali's gargoyle clones. When she wishes to spawn a new gargoyle warrior, Mistress Kali wills herself to lay an egg, which increases in size over a solar week. At that point, the gargoyle emerges in full adult form and is generally sex-starved. The one exception to this rule is Mistress Kali's eldest offspring, Titania, who is asexual. Most of Mistress Kali's gargoyles are female, although a few are hermaphrodites. To this date, there has never been a male gargoyle.  Gargoyles tend to get their point across through action rather than words.  Although Mistress Kali is the progenitor of the gargoyle warriors, she does not have a mother-daughter bond with any of these offspring save for Titania. As beings who are born in fully mature form, the gargoyles do not require nurturing t…

A to Z Blogging Challenge 2019: Yaen Walton

Image by M Jurcevic from Pixabay Yaen (L) and her stepmother/lover Fatimah (R)
Yaen Walton is a vampire. She is the stepdaughter of Tobias Walton and his wife, Fatimah, and the stepsister of Sonny Walton. Yaen was the stepdaughter of Deror "King" Kader, an Israeli arms dealer, daughter of his late wife Tia. When Yaen was twenty-three, the Gamma Iridian who would become her stepmother and later lover entered Kader's complex. Sensing Yaen's fear and desire, the powerful Gamma Iridian, who called herself Fatimah, set out to rescue the young woman. Fatimah was one of a group of Gamma Iridians who had come to Earth when civilization was young. She took the form of an Ekkimu, a type of vampire native to the Middle East. Among the powers she developed upon taking this form was the ability to grant immortality to those with whom she exchanged blood via a potent antivirus in her own blood. Fatimah posed as a power-hungry social climber and seduced Kader into marrying her. On…

Mental Illness and Comments

I wanted to share this because I go through this a lot. The original post is here.
IFRIDIOT As a writer, i adore comments, and i treasure all of them. I do my best to respond to them, as quickly as i can. But as a mentally ill prrson, sometimes it's overwhelming -- especially when the comment is really long, and i end up putting it off because im depressed or anxious. Is there a cut off to replying to a comment, in your opinion? If i wait too long, should i just not answer at all? I just feel embarrassed and rude after a while... threshie:
I have the same issues and I also feel guilty and anxious about replying, but speaking as someone who has replied over 6 months later on more than one occasion, if anyone minds I’ve never heard about it. 
I generally apologize for my lateness within my reply (even if I’m replying to the same person multiple times - I feel that bad), and if they do reply back they tell me not to worry about it. 
I’ve also put it out on my per…

A to Z Blogging Challenge 2019: XXXstacy

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XXXstacy is a powerful and intimidating Cosmic Guardian. She is the spawn of the combined energies of Desire, Mistress Kali, Kizz Myass, Miroslav Korošec,Robert Cody, Ulrich von Brandt, and Maria Cody. She gestated in Maria's womb, using erotic energies to promote her maturation as her sister-lover Desire did while gestating within the womb of Christy Ferdinand. Mistress Kali's daughter, the Cosmic Elemental Desire, loved her mother and her older sister, the Gargoyle warrior Titania, and she enjoyed visiting the Gamma Iridian mothership for lively sex parties, but she was lonely for a true companion with whom she could be one. She arrived at Climax Castle during Carnal Carnival and sensed her opportunity to form a companion from her deepest, heartfelt needs in the complex new elemental hybrid which had been conceived from multiple sources. Requesting and permission to add her energies to the hybrid's makeup, XXXstacy's influences w…

A to Z Blogging Challenge 2019: Wella Mack

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Adorable Wella Mack is a sweet, fun-loving young woman who likes to make everyone around her happy. At the point when Wella's mother married Maxwell Bancroft's father, Max was an immature and self-centered young man whose only purpose in bedding Wella was to rack up another notch on his bedpost and congratulate himself on deflowering a virgin.  Max did not intend for his innocent and amorous new stepsister to become pregnant, but that is exactly what happened. Max' father insisted that his son behave responsibly. Even if Max had no intention of marrying Wella, he was expected to provide for the child he had helped conceive. Following a frustrating session with his college admissions counselor, Max found himself at Mistress Kali's exotic dance club, where he met the lusty Gamma Iridian strippers, Krystal and Jewel. He brought the pair home with him to serve as bodyguards and future nannies for Wella, who quickly became quite enamored w…

A to Z Blogging Challenge 2019: Velvet and Kikuyu

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Image by Rachealmarie from Pixabay
Velvet and Kikuyu are a gladiator tag team in Mistress Kali's arena. They make a brief but unforgettable appearance in Carnal Invasion VI: The Dark Delights of Mistress Kali.
Velvet, real name Vila Arash, also uses the stage name Princess of Persia. She was born in Qatar on May 5, 1976, to wealthy oil magnate Vohumanah Arash and his Afro-Portuguese mistress, Frederica Olayinka.
From the start, it seemed that Vila could do nothing to please her father. Her perceived misbehaviors enraged him to the point where he strangled her and left her for dead in the swimming pool on New Years Eve 2000. Fortunately, the guests at that party included Ulrich von Brandt, Samantha Zuniga, Mistress Kali, and Mistress Nyx. Mistress Kali resurrected Vila, who gladly volunteered to join the group and travel with them to the United States.
Kikuyu is known only as Kikuyu. Her exact date of birth is unknown, but she appears to be i…

A to Z Blogging Challenge 2019: Ulrich von Brandt

Image by Jo-B from Pixabay Ulrich von Brandt and Samantha Zuniga, as pictured on the cover of "My Cumly Bride: Vintage Erotic Tales of Lust"
Along with wife Samantha Zuniga, Ulrich von Brandt is one of the owners of Climax Castle. There was originally only one Gamma Iridian in the pod which landed behind a movie house in Bavaria where attendees were viewing an erotic film starring the original Ulrich von Brandt and Samantha Zuniga.  The Gamma Iridian split into two beings, one which took on the appearance of Ulrich, the other which took on the appearance of Samantha. The pair entered the movie house, and an orgy ensued. Ulrich is a kind-hearted if sometimes exasperating chap. He enjoys sex with men and women equally, and always looks for the best in everyone.
Ulrich appears as a tall, slender, sophisticated blond man with sky-blue eyes and a bright smile. He speaks fluent German and English with a German accent. Ulrich enjoys traveling and finding ways to better the lives o…

Weekend Writing Warriors 28 April 2019 (ER, LGBT, PA, SF)

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“Paraji, please, let the boy go,” Mistress Kali begged. “He hasn’t done anything to harm you. It’s me you want. Leave my friends alone and let’s talk.” “Intruder, halt!” Titania demanded as a tall, trim woman with skin so fair as to be nearly white, hair the color of dark blood mixed with flame, sharp features, and cold, green eyes strode down the hallway, the heels of her sensible boots clicking on the floor. She gave a hateful chuckle as she approached the group. It was at that moment that the others saw that her guards, a pair of powerful Djinn, had captured Agents Cumming and Dicking. “You won’t get away with this, Captain Botterill,“ Agent Cumming spouted indignantly. “When Agents Spitz and Swallows find out we’ve gone missing, they’ll track us down, and then…”
Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press
Notes: This is a snippet from the twelfth installment in the Carnal Invasion series, tentatively entitled "The Hunt for Paraji's Prisoners."  Paraji is a po…

A to Z Blogging Challenge 2019: Tobias Walton

Image by Efes Kitap from Pixabay
Tobias Walton, patriarch of the scandalous Walton family and former president of the mysterious Xquenda industries, is more than he appears to be. When he was slain by his adopted son and lover Alexandru "Sonny" Walton after piercing the heart of Felice Navidad, Queen of the Frost Elementals, with a fireplace poker, it was revealed that Tobias was, in fact, a demon.
Sonny and Tobias never had a father/son relationship. Tobias' parents felt that it would be a good P.R. move to have their twenty-year-old son adopt a twelve-year-old Romanian orphan, Alexandru Lupei, to show that Irresponsible, Partying Tobias was now Responsible Single Dad Tobias.
Tobias was far more corrupting big brother than father to Alexandru, whom he nicknamed Sonny. Sonny was in love with Tobias from their first meeting, and Tobias was aware of the power he had over the boy. However, nothing sexual ever occurred between the pair until after Sonny turned eighteen. Tob…

A to Z Blogging Challenge 2019: Samantha

Image by Kei Rothblack from Pixabay
Sweet, petite Samantha Zuniga is one of the co-owners of Climax Castle, along with her husband, Ulrich von Brandt.  Ulrich and Samantha were once a single Gamma Iridian, but when that particular being's pod landed behind a Bavarian movie house playing an erotic film starring the original Samantha Zuniga and Ulrich von Brandt back in 1918, the being split into two parts, which took the forms of Samantha and Ulrich. An orgy broke out in the movie house, encouraged by Ulrich and Samantha. Samantha is consistently voted favorite female Climax Productions performer. While elegant and strikingly beautiful, she also gives an air of being approachable. Samantha is kind and sensitive and does her best to care for those in need. If she can also have sex with those in need, so much the better. Samantha sometimes says things which might seem shocking or rude to those who don't know her, but she never has malicious intent. She is happiest when everyone …

A to Z Challenge 2019: Rhodie

Image by Dina Dee from Pixabay
Samantha Zuniga's bodyguard and lover Rhodie is a tough-as-nails tattooed goth martial arts expert, but it wasn't always this way. Ipatiy "Rhodie" Rhodes is a Japanese-Caucasian-Latina vampire who was born March 20, 1919, in Guadalajara, Mexico to a Latino-Caucasian father and a Japanese mother. Rhodie and her parents moved to the United States when she was two years old. Her parents worked as migrant farmers, and Rhodie's father found other, less legal ways to bring in income during prohibition. Rhodie's father was killed while running liquor on March 7, 1927. Rhodie and her mother were brought to the Manzanar concentration camp in September of 1942. Rhodie's mother was impregnated by a guard and died from toxemia during her eighth month of pregnancy. The baby, a girl whom Rhodie named Angelica, died after just one day. Rhodie was sexually abused by the guards and ended up in the infirmary following a botched abortion. Lik…

A to Z Blogging Challenge 2019: Qasim Qays

Image by Eduardo Taboada from Pixabay
Qasim Qays was a Romani-Egyptian bartender who was the lover of Ulrich's chauffeur and bodyguard, Siegfried Tahl. The description of their brief, tragic romance appeared in Carnal Invasion X: Carnal Carnival: Discovery. Qasim was born April 3, 1900, in the Emirate of Bukhara to a seventeen-year-old Egyptian father and a nineteen-year-old Romani mother. The family traveled throughout the Middle East and Africa, and, eventually, ended up in Europe. The family expanded over time to include two more brothers and three sisters. Qasim always delighted in helping his parents with his younger siblings. Qasim's entire family was rounded up while trying to help families escape to Switzerland from Latvia and died of typhus in the Salaspils concentration camp. At this point, Qasim was a broken man wishing only to die and join his family. Qasim lived a Nomadic lifestyle following World War II. Helping others brought him a little comfort, but he never …

Carnal Invasion XI Is Unleashed and Free for 5 Days!

The latest sizzling installment in the Carnal Invasion series has just been served up hot, and you can get your copy free between April 20 and April 24, 2019! This spicy number comes out swinging from the first chapter. Loving but jaded couple Maria and Robert Cody are the winners of this year's Carnal Carnival Newcummers contest. Their reward is appearing in a live and explicit performance with Ulrich von Brandt, the King of Climax Castle, Samantha Zuniga, the Queen of Climax Castle, and their court of hot-to-trot vampire sidekicks. Robert is expecting a lusty time, but he is in for an even bigger surprise when he discovers that Maria and a freewheeling, cross-dressing Leprechaun named Kizz Myass have discovered the whereabouts of Miroslav Korošec, the sweet Slovenian exchange student whom Robert fell in love with back in high school. As Sonny Walton points out: "You do love Maria, but Miro will always have a piece of your heart. You think you will never find him again, but…

Weekend Writing Warriors 21 April 2019 (ER, LGBT, PA, RO)

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Robert always found golf to be a tremendously boring sport, but it took on new excitement when Miro asked Robert to join him for a leisurely Sunday afternoon game. Robert convinced Miro to join him for bowling and pool, and the two became fast friends. Robert was heartbroken when Miro returned to Slovenia at the end of their junior year. He spent the summer in seclusion, filled with self-loathing for the fact that he was as in love with Miro as any of the girls who were crying their eyes out over the sweet-natured Slovenian’s departure, and possibly more so, owing to the fact that he and Miro had formed a powerful bond of friendship. He was ashamed to admit that each letter from Miro was like salt in his wounds, so he let the friendship fade by not answering the letters and had always regretted doing so. Sonny strode over to Robert and cupped the smaller man’s face in his hands, running his fingers through Robert’s soft, dark curls. “Do you want to become one …

A to Z Challenge 2019: Puddin' and Pie

Image by Dina Dee from Pixabay

Image by Dina Dee from Pixabay
I adore Dina Dee's creations, one of which was used on the cover of Carnal Invasion VII: Ambrosia's Sweet Holiday Surprise. It is very difficult to find attractive images of larger women. Puddin' and Pie are Gamma Iridians who took the form of two lusty supersized babes when they decided to assist struggling traveling carnival owners Scotland English and Odeta Rade on Valentine's Day 1897.
Puddin' and Pie were devastated when their by now very elderly benefactors drowned in a riverboat accident in 1940. They were so overcome by grief that they very nearly allowed themselves to desiccate, but Ulrich von Brandt and Samantha Zuniga sensed the distress of their fellow Gamma Iridians and came to their rescue.
Basking in the kindness of their new benefactors, Puddin' and Pie continued to thrive, much to the delight of all who love the larger ladies.
Puddin' and Pie are a bonded pair, but like all Gamm…

A to Z Blogging Challenge 2019: The Big O

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Gamma Iridians living on Earth require a great deal of energy, and the most powerful source of energy is erotic energy. Orgasms give these lusty extraterrestrials a powerful charge to keep them going throughout the day. Gamma Iridians love sex play, and this means they have a big arsenal of toys to keep everyone happy. The following banner contains examples of some of the toys which have appeared in the Carnal Invasion series' lustiest scenes.

The purple dildo in the top left corner is similar to the device used by Desire in Carnal Invasion XI: Good Sports. (Scheduled for release in late April of 2019.) The dildo in the center is similar to the device favored by Mistress Kali in Carnal Invasion VI: The Dark Delights of Mistress Kali, Carnal Invasion IX: Full Moon Frenzy, and Carnal Invasion IX: Good Sports. Mistress Kali also utilizes a h…

A to Z Challenge 2019: Mistress Nyx

Image by Анастасия Гепп from Pixabay
Mistress Nyx is a high-ranking badass Gamma Iridian with fists of steel and a heart of gold. She can't bear seeing others suffer.
Mistress Nyx appears to be a small Asian woman in her early forties. Her diminutive appearance is deceptive. She is unexpectedly strong and adept in multiple forms of martial arts.
Mistress Nyx' back story was revealed in Carnal Invasion VI: The Dark Delights of Mistress Kali.
The pod containing the creature which would become Mistress Nyx landed near a "comfort station" in the Philippines in World War II. There she encountered a badly burned woman whose life she tried to save. As the woman's spirit departed her fatally damaged body, the newly arrived Gamma Iridian assumed her appearance to honor her.
As it happened, Ulrich, Samantha, and Mistress Kali were on a mission to rescue the women imprisoned at the comfort station. Mistress Kali sensed the presence of another of their kind, and as Ulrich a…

Pepperjam Verification

Pepperjam Verification

A to Z Challenge 2019: Marc Cumming

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Affable Marc Cumming is the most unlikely secret service agent that anyone could ever chance to meet. His unassuming demeanor is an asset to the Alien and Supernatural Search Squadron (A.S.S.S.) He tends to gain people's trust quickly, which is helpful both in interviewing victims and going undercover. Unlike his hard-boiled and cynical partner, Dale Dicking, fifty-something Marc continues to keep an open mind regarding the possibilities of supernatural creatures and extraterrestrials. Marc and Dale's contrasting approaches work in their favor, and the two agents have a bond of mutual respect and genuine affection which allows their partnership to thrive. Marc has an unfortunate tendency to get caught with his pants down in compromising situations. Fortunately, at Climax Castle, being caught with one's pants down in compromising positions is situation normal.
Since his divorce five years ago, Marc has been a member of th…

A to Z Challenge 2019: Larissa Satou

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Larissa Satou is a forest nymph who was inadvertently drawn into the Earth realm when Paraji, a vengeful Hindu sorceress, invaded Mistress Kali's lair. She quickly endears herself to the denizens of Climax Castle.
Larissa dwells in Mistress Kali's garden. She imparts the warning that plant life is in danger in the Earth realm and it is difficult for the forest elementals to gather energy.
Little is known about Larissa at this point. More may be forthcoming in the future.

A to Z Challenge 2019: Mistress Kali

Cover image copyright Sabine Mondestin
Mistress Kali is a centuries-old Gamma Iridian scientist and sorceress who took the form of the Hindu goddess Kali and assumed many of her powers as well.
Mistress Kali and Mistress Nyx have a romantic bond.
Mistress Kali cares about humanity and has made it her mission to create guardians to protect the innocent from those with unscrupulous motives. Her first offspring were her gargoyle guardians, a race of mostly female beings who are the result of asexual reproduction.
When she wishes to bring another gargoyle into the world, Mistress Kali wills herself to lay an egg, which grows to a large enough size to accommodate a fully grown gargoyle warrior over the course of a week. The gargoyles hatch as fully mature adults who are ready to rumble, and, like their progenitor, to have sex, and lots of it.
Mistress Kali has also found a way to create powerful elemental guardians for the world. These beings gestate inside the womb of a living host. Gamm…

A to Z Blogging Challenge 2019: Jewel and Krystal

Image by Alexandr Ivanov from Pixabay
Jewel and Krystal are Gamma Iridians who assumed the forms of two murdered exotic dancers. They sometimes perform at Mistress Kali's club, but their primary duties are as bodyguards to Max Bancroft and Wella Mack, and nannies to Max and Wella's daughter, Valentine Rose, an elemental hybrid whom Wella refers to as "the embodiment of friendship and love."
With the help of the friends they've made in the A.S.S.S. (Alien and Supernatural Search Squadron), Krystal and Jewel hope to bring the murderers of the women whose forms they took to justice.
Jewel tends to be the more emotionally sensitive of the pair. Her sorrow at the injustices she sees in the world sometimes psychologically overwhelm her. Krystal is a protective firebrand. Although she has a diminutive physique, she is a formidable fighter and anyone threatening those she loves will be in for an unexpectedly powerful and ultimately painful ass-kicking.

“Krystal, you’re s…

Poems in April: Day 10: In Thrall

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Have you ever been in thrall Of someone who was just so Bad and so entirely wrong You walk in heart wide open
Know your heart will be broken But you can't resist the pull Though you know that it's a lie You can kiss your life goodbye
~Pepper Baiij for Kris Rooiakker~

Notes: This poem has some 'splainin' to do. First, why would I take on ANOTHER daily challenge when I'm already involved with two of them? I could blame the bipolar disorder, but I think the truth is, I'm genuinely insane. I'm not referring to the bipolar disorder part. That's mental illness. Mental illness is not insanity. Insanity is knowing something isn't realistic and doing it anyway. I have a proven track record of insanity. The second factor involved here is my intent to finally publish a book of my poetry at the end of the year. I don't need to worry about publishers who insist that only previously unpublished works appear. The book will be publish…

Introducing the Blog Hops Index and Keeping it Real

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No, not the kind of hops shown above. Although my son is interested in starting homebrewing once he has a new place. I want to introduce you to my comprehensive index of blog hops that I participate in. April is my busiest month for blog hops. There are two poetry blog hops, NaPoWriMo and the Imaginary Garden With Real Toads Poems in April. Like, one of y'all couldn't do your poems in May or something? There is also the A to Z Blogging Challenge. Then there are the photography blog hops that I at least semi-regularly participate in. You will notice that most of the blogs on my list are literary or artistic. Some of the blog hops I participate in tend to lean towards fashion, and I feel like the odd one out, which, let's be honest, isn't unusual. I am pretty odd.  I don't feel like I belong with most of the participants in these blog hops, who share very glamorous photos of themselves in pretty clothes with flawless make-up. I am the opp…