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Weekend Writing Warriors 15 September 2019 (ER, FA, LGBT, SF)

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Weekend Writing Warriors

“Just the same, I was hoping perhaps we could hurry into that kind of dark and foreboding castle over there. It might not be the most welcoming place, but it probably doesn’t have werewolves in it. Man, look at that spire! It looks like a rocket!”

Before the others could respond, Marc took off running towards the castle.

“Damn it, Marc, slow down!” Dale demanded. “If we just bust in there, the inhabitants may think we’re plundering them, and they aren’t going to take too kindly to that.”

“Well, we’ll just explain that we’re trying to get away from the werewolves!” Marc replied.

“Just like that?”

~Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press~
Notes: When Base Lust-69 exploded at the end of Paraji's Prisoners, Voodoo priestess Leah La Sirene and a group of naive, obtuse, and oblivious male vampires and secret agents fell through a wormhole which deposited them in a foreboding forest with a dark and mysterious castle. What terrors and delights await them in the dark and p…

Weekend Writing Warriors 27 January 2019 (ER, LGBT, PA, RO)

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Weekend Writing Warriors
“I suppose you might. You see, there are many people quite angry with me for keeping the Queen here, and for having brought her here in the first place. They don’t understand that she can provide an incomparable gift for Sonny. His potential is unrealized. You see, Sonny’s biological mother was a genetic werewolf. Come, enjoy the view of the night sky with me.” Jemma followed Tobias to a luxurious bedchamber. When he pulled open the curtain, Jemma gasped at the beauty of the view of the night sky.
Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press

Notes:
This conversation takes place between Tobias Walton, the notorious president of Xquenda Industries, and Jemma, a Gamma Iridian shapeshifter forced by Tobias to take the form of Felice Navidad, queen of the Frost Elementals. This is a snippet from Full Moon Frenzy, the ninth installment in the Carnal Invasion series, due for release on 20 February 2019.


Weekend Writing Warriors 20 January 2019 (ER, LGBT, PA, RO)

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Weekend Writing Warriors
“Of course I will, Master. It sounds delicious! Will there be anyone else joining us, or will it just be the three of us?” “Oh, I have at least one other guest in mind. You see, Jemma, until you showed up, I was planning on spending tonight having a meaningless orgy with a few bloodbags. You see, Sonny is unhappy with me at the moment. He thinks that I should release the Frost Queen, but I need for her to do just one thing before I do.”  “If I may ask, what is that?”
Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press
This is a snippet from the ninth installment in the Carnal Invasion series, Full Moon Frenzy, scheduled for release on February 20, 2019. The previous snippet from this book can be found here. The conversation involves the infamous Tobias Walton, head of Xquenda Industries, and Jemma, a shapeshifting alien from Gamma Iridion, whom Tobias forced to assume the appearance of Felice, Queen of the Winter Realm. 

Weekend Writing Warriors 13 January 2019

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Weekend Writing Warriors
The following snippet comes from our newest WIP, Carnal Invasion IX: Full Moon Frenzy. Details follow the snippet.
“There is a young lady here to see you, Master Tobias,” a mature, vermillion-haired Haitian woman dressed in a tuxedo announced. “Thank you kindly, Leah,” Tobias replied. “Send her right in.” A nervous Jemma entered Tobias’ office. “Queenie! How did you get out of your cell?” Tobias demanded. “It…it isn’t Queen Felice, Mr. Walton,” Jemma stammered. “I’m the Gamma Iridian you had take her form. My name is Jemma.” “Well, what can I do for you, Jemma?”
~Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press~
Notes: Full Moon Frenzy was originally scheduled to be released on Valentine's Day, but will instead be released on February 20th to coincide with the publication of a very special chapter created just for the WEP blog's February 2019 challenge. If you want to find out more about the challenge and maybe enter a piece of your own, click the banner below.




Weekend Writing Warriors 6 January 2019

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Weekend Writing Warriors
The following is a snippet from Sanguine and Scandalous, the eighth installment in the Carnal Invasion series. Our previous snippet from this tale can be found here.
The journey to the material realm proved to be a bumpy ride. In choosing the most clandestine path, the magical reindeer ended up dodging asteroids and evading various extraterrestrial flotsam and jetsam before swooping in for a landing in the alley behind Xquenda Jewels Headquarters. Tinsel staggered forth from the sleigh and dropped to the ground in a faint. Fortunately for the depleted elf, he was spotted by the benevolent Pythios, who at once recognized him as a mythical being. The genial security guard hurried to Tinsel’s side. “Certainly, you must be of the same kind as my friend Teacake!” Pythios remarked as he helped Tinsel onto the seat of the sleigh. “Perhaps you are even this brother of whom he speaks so high. Ah, but we cannot allow the awful masters of this place to see you. Devils the…

Carnal Invasion VIII is Live and Free for 5 Days!

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Greetings, Fiends! We hope the year has started on a high note for you, and to kick things off the right way, we have a little gift. Our first book of 2019, Sanguine and Scandalous, is yours for the fantastic price of FREE from January 3 through January 7, 2019. This installment finds Elf brothers Tinsel and Teacake trying to rescue Tinsel's wife, Felice Navidad, Queen of the Frost Elementals, from the clutches of the wicked Tobias Walton, head of Xquenda Industries. Tobias' shocking reason for having Felice brought to him is revealed. Carnal Invasion VIII features few explicit erotic scenes, but it is darkly humorous and action-packed and is a necessary tie-in between Carnal Invasion VII and the forthcoming Carnal Invasion IX, scheduled for release on Valentine's Day 2019.  Enjoy a little Scandalous reading free of charge! Free is our favorite price.
Best Wishes from your friends at Naughty Netherworld Press

Cie's Epic New Year's Post for 2019

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I have a New Year's Resolution never to have New Year's Resolutions which include asshat phrases like "NEW YOU IN 52!!1!!1!!1" Of course I'll be a "New Me" in 52 weeks. A lot of the cells in the body get replaced during that time! I don't need to make some stupid resolution to encourage my cells to do something they're going to do anyway! I do actually have some goals for the coming year. None of them involve attempting to hate myself thin. I spent 33 years doing that shit. These are goals such as getting rid of my last storage unit, hopefully by June at the latest, which will save me a lot of money and to continue to get rid of things which no longer serve a purpose for me. A purpose can include just making me happy, like my collection of stuffed animals. That is a valid purpose. I am also planning to do things like cut worn-out clothes into rags, which can replace paper towels and save money that way. Also, donate old clothes that have no sen…