Geeky Gandy Stafford's lifelong fantasy comes true when he meets the otherworldly Dorma and Desyra. These last remnants of a botched extraterrestrial invasion discover that they require a great deal of energy to maintain their human forms.
The easiest way to obtain essential power?
Sex, and lots of it.
“We have always known there was life on other planets,” said Dorma.
“Right. Which is why you were coming here to invade.”
“The fleet was coming here to invade,” said Desyra.
“Yeah, but you’re the admiral.”
“We were following orders,” said Dorma.
“Yeah, totally. I get it. But, like, I think you guys are better than that. I mean, I’m getting to know you here, and I think you’re pretty nice and all. But we’ve got to teach you how to sound a little more human. Come on, let’s watch a movie together so you can hear what an actual woman talks like.”Get Yours
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Interesting idea. Thanks for sharing.ReplyDelete
Interesting bit. Hopefully the movie worksReplyDelete
Nice premise, and I enjoyed the hook.ReplyDelete
I wonder what movie he thinks will model realistic dialogue.ReplyDelete
Watching movies might work for mimicking speech patterns and intonation, but not necessarily serve as a good example for how people converse. I foresee lots mangled meanings ahead.ReplyDelete
Great beginning, Definitely grabs you interestReplyDelete